*** Official US Regs Thread (nsfw)***

[doublem3up]

This is gonna be the last post I make cause this thread is lol. Dude most of you cats act like poker is hard ...lol Poker can be easily learned. I've played seriously for like 1.5 years and the first tournies I ever played were on the merge network.....I have a 52% roi over 1k sample and had a 62% at one point....I don't consider poker an acomplishment. Most of guys are mediorce regs who have been playing for 4-5 years that were either breakeven or small winners over thousands of games on stars or tilt. Now you are on merge with like 30% roi's over like 4k games. Congrats you made like 20gees in a year. In conclusion poker ain't hard bruh , lol......and all you ****/mediorce regs playing mad volume acting like ballers and shot callers is amusing. Lastly I wouldnt trade a day in the real world for most any amount of money lol /rant

[The Apex]

pretty good last post imo

[sirswish6]

someone that mad wont be able to resist posting again

[Aznpowr11]

I'm not quite sure who he's directing that post at. Is he making fun of people who post on twitter? Is he making fun of people who have 30% ROIs on Merge? I'm confused.

[The Apex]

cats who act like poker is hard obv

[Aznpowr11]

Merge is tougher compared to almost any other site at each BI level though. Beatable, but tougher.

[PSUStudent]

Originally Posted by doublem3up

This is gonna be the last post I make cause this thread is lol. Dude most of you cats act like poker is hard ...lol Poker can be easily learned. I've played seriously for like 1.5 years and the first tournies I ever played were on the merge network.....I have a 52% roi over 1k sample and had a 62% at one point....I don't consider poker an acomplishment. Most of guys are mediorce regs who have been playing for 4-5 years that were either breakeven or small winners over thousands of games on stars or tilt. Now you are on merge with like 30% roi's over like 4k games. Congrats you made like 20gees in a year. In conclusion poker ain't hard bruh , lol......and all you ****/mediorce regs playing mad volume acting like ballers and shot callers is amusing. Lastly I wouldnt trade a day in the real world for most any amount of money lol /rant

Lot of good and relevant points were made in that wall of text.....In fact, so good and relevant that I wouldn't know where to begin so I ain't gunna bother bruh , the more important question I had was if his enter key was broken ....Too **** bad that was his last post itt so I couldn't get to post this for him to see:

Spoiler:

[CBorders]

Originally Posted by Aznpowr11

Merge is tougher compared to almost any other site at each BI level though. Beatable, but tougher.

nah

[bef99hwk]

Originally Posted by doublem3up

This is gonna be the last post I make cause this thread is lol. Dude most of you cats act like poker is hard ...lol Poker can be easily learned. I've played seriously for like 1.5 years and the first tournies I ever played were on the merge network.....I have a 52% roi over 1k sample and had a 62% at one point....I don't consider poker an acomplishment. Most of guys are mediorce regs who have been playing for 4-5 years that were either breakeven or small winners over thousands of games on stars or tilt. Now you are on merge with like 30% roi's over like 4k games. Congrats you made like 20gees in a year. In conclusion poker ain't hard bruh , lol......and all you ****/mediorce regs playing mad volume acting like ballers and shot callers is amusing. Lastly I wouldnt trade a day in the real world for most any amount of money lol /rant

Wow man...you're gonna be flamed hardcore cuz that basically sums up my thoughts and posts over this entire thread, and of course sprinkling in my rigged posts. But yep said how I Have felt since joining this thread

[busto23]

Originally Posted by doublem3up

This is gonna be the last post I make cause this thread is lol. Dude most of you cats act like poker is hard ...lol Poker can be easily learned. I've played seriously for like 1.5 years and the first tournies I ever played were on the merge network.....I have a 52% roi over 1k sample and had a 62% at one point....I don't consider poker an acomplishment. Most of guys are mediorce regs who have been playing for 4-5 years that were either breakeven or small winners over thousands of games on stars or tilt. Now you are on merge with like 30% roi's over like 4k games. Congrats you made like 20gees in a year. In conclusion poker ain't hard bruh , lol......and all you ****/mediorce regs playing mad volume acting like ballers and shot callers is amusing. Lastly I wouldnt trade a day in the real world for most any amount of money lol /rant

I'm surprised they didn't show up with "who lives like this" line. Or that's old in the skype groups nowadays?

[Neurotoxin]

Originally Posted by doublem3up

I have a 52% roi over 1k sample

Impressive,but nothing special. The best pros are at like 56 or 57%. I've heard of some pros making it to like 59% but I've never seen it myself.

Originally Posted by doublem3up

and had a 62% at one point

[bef99hwk]

Originally Posted by Neurotoxin

Impressive,but nothing special. The best pros are at like 56 or 57%. I've heard of some pros making it to like 59% but I've never seen it myself.

At first I thought you were serious...then I reread and laughed ha.

[The Apex]

poker can be easily learned imo

[The Apex]

Spoiler:

[PSUStudent]

This message is for real world people checking this thread to laugh at merge sweats:

Spoiler:

4/8 in $33 Horse, $500 for 1st.