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11-30-2014 , 10:26 PM
I was watching a poker stream on twitch the other day, some random dude who says he plays professionally. He got into a sick 4 way pot playing 2/4 6max cash. He opened with AA from the hijack. Cutoff 3bet. Button flats. Big blind 4bets. All 3 players call.

Flop A-9-3.

(hero has a vocal Kreygasm on stream)

BB checks, Hero checks, CO overbet jams all in 300$ into $215. Button folds. BB calls and hero calls ofc.

Hero: AA
Cutoff: 33
Big Blind: 99

Hero, on stream, erupts into laugher. If you can imagine a 70year old man chuckling, multiplied with a stereotypical santa clause hohoho, thats what it sounded like. This went on for a solid 60+ seconds, and then hero insta quits the table. I laughed my ****ing ass off.

The VOD is still on twitch if anyone wants to watch it. PM me and ill tell you who it is
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12-01-2014 , 03:17 AM
what was the turn and riv
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12-01-2014 , 03:25 AM
he faded it but i cant remember the run out, i was so distracted by this kid's absurd laugh
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12-01-2014 , 03:38 AM
ya i prolly would have died from laughter if he took a sick beat there and went stone faced mid laugh
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12-01-2014 , 12:45 PM
first I thought wow looks great...

#rakeaments
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12-01-2014 , 01:01 PM
anyone know where i can turn of the casino games in the client? (so that they dont get displayed at all)
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12-01-2014 , 01:05 PM
Email support
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12-01-2014 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by mo3rtelmu
anyone know where i can turn of the casino games in the client? (so that they dont get displayed at all)
Too tempting?
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12-02-2014 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by burnJa
ya i prolly would have died from laughter if he took a sick beat there and went stone faced mid laugh
I know this guy fairly well.

Its clearly a big reaction but I think thats necessary if your going to be entertaining. When I stream, My negative reactions stay the same they were. OI, no big deal, thats okay, etc. My positive reactions I let it out a bit more because thats exciting. I didn't think it was that bad but could be tilting I guess.
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12-02-2014 , 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jaimestaples
I know this guy fairly well.

Its clearly a big reaction but I think thats necessary if your going to be entertaining. When I stream, My negative reactions stay the same they were. OI, no big deal, thats okay, etc. My positive reactions I let it out a bit more because thats exciting. I didn't think it was that bad but could be tilting I guess.
ya I agree. Im always trying to eliminate all my emotions but Im not hating on anyone who gets excited about scooping pots. That pot Bryce played was a one in a million situation. With dat laugh, I had to tell the story

gj on the streaming btw, I tune in every now and then. I find it relaxing and enjoyable. Thank you

Last edited by burnJa; 12-02-2014 at 02:47 PM.
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12-02-2014 , 03:42 PM
Thanks man,

Im glad people that are actually pros seem to enjoy it not just rec players learning. I was worried I was going to get constantly berated but everyone has been really nice so far. Cant wait to see more of MTTC start streaming.
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12-03-2014 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by jaimestaples
Thanks man,

Im glad people that are actually pros seem to enjoy it not just rec players learning. I was worried I was going to get constantly berated but everyone has been really nice so far. Cant wait to see more of MTTC start streaming.
are you streaming on twitch? can u give the link?
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12-03-2014 , 05:50 PM
Jesus mother****ing christ



    Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (17,500/35,000 blinds, 4,375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33075731

    BTN: 866,775 (24.8 bb)
    SB: 568,318 (16.2 bb)
    BB: 293,722 (8.4 bb)
    UTG+2: 308,224 (8.8 bb)
    Hero (MP1): 675,433 (19.3 bb)
    MP2: 526,477 (15 bb)
    MP3: 203,658 (5.8 bb)
    CO: 376,084 (10.7 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K K
    UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 70,000, MP2 raises to 210,000, 5 folds, Hero raises to 671,058 and is all-in, MP2 calls 312,102 and is all-in

    Flop: (1,131,704) 9 A J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    Turn: (1,131,704) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (1,131,704) 6 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Results: 1,131,704 pot
    Final Board: 9 A J Q 6
    Hero showed K K and lost (-526,477 net)
    MP2 showed 6 6 and won 1,131,704 (605,227 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
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    12-03-2014 , 05:51 PM
    for cl in hot 16.50

    I must run the worst on PS
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    12-03-2014 , 05:55 PM
    No. lol.
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    12-03-2014 , 05:57 PM
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    Originally Posted by PatBateman
    are you streaming on twitch? can u give the link?
    Sure man! Grinding Thurs-Sun

    http://www.twitch.tv/pokerstaples
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    12-03-2014 , 05:58 PM
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    No. lol.
    Yes. Lol.
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    12-03-2014 , 06:00 PM
    OK. lol.

    Last edited by gollyheck; 12-03-2014 at 06:01 PM. Reason: Run the worst on Stars, ask for another hyper major.
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    12-03-2014 , 06:01 PM
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    OK. lol.
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    12-03-2014 , 06:05 PM






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    12-03-2014 , 06:30 PM
    Dante, its December. What the hell are you doing lol

    I guess we can let it slide tho
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    12-03-2014 , 06:41 PM
    lol @running the worst shoutout

    pbb not even close when i'm checking your sharkscope. i really hope you're mentally enough prepared to handle a real downswing mate.
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    12-03-2014 , 06:47 PM
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    12-03-2014 , 07:39 PM
    for such a likeable poster to be so consistently stupid in posting ******ed bad beats when he surely knows everyone will just point and laugh is pretty mindblowing

    MAN UP FFS
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    12-03-2014 , 08:26 PM
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    Originally Posted by jaimestaples
    Sure man! Grinding Thurs-Sun

    http://www.twitch.tv/pokerstaples
    cool, thanks
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