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PokerStars Hand #106918338548: Tournament #814580015, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2013/11/12 14:46:38 CT [2013/11/12 15:46:38 ET]
Table '814580015 12' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: neckbr4ke (10925 in chips)
Seat 2: SirSwish6 (6868 in chips)
Seat 3: Ifold2ndnuts (12618 in chips)
Seat 4: Lil Blubby (6183 in chips)
Seat 5: BecomTheBull (9450 in chips)
Seat 6: makemyday77 (5617 in chips)
Seat 7: KungKroon (6876 in chips)
Seat 8: StapesD (3564 in chips)
Seat 9: Päffchen (15884 in chips)
BecomTheBull: posts small blind 100
makemyday77: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SirSwish6 [3d 3s]
KungKroon: folds
StapesD: folds
Päffchen: folds
neckbr4ke: folds
SirSwish6: raises 250 to 450
Ifold2ndnuts: folds
Lil Blubby: folds
BecomTheBull: folds
makemyday77: calls 250
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kc 5d]
makemyday77: checks
SirSwish6: bets 450
makemyday77: calls 450
*** TURN *** [Ad Kc 5d] [2s]
makemyday77: checks
SirSwish6: bets 775
makemyday77: calls 775
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kc 5d 2s] [8h]
makemyday77: checks
SirSwish6: LEANS 5193 and is all-in
makemyday77: calls 3942 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1251) returned to SirSwish6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SirSwish6: shows [3d 3s] (a pair of Threes)
makemyday77: shows [Ac 9h] (a pair of Aces)
makemyday77 collected 11334 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11334 | Rake 0
Board [Ad Kc 5d 2s 8h]
Seat 1: neckbr4ke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SirSwish6 showed [3d 3s] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: Ifold2ndnuts folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Lil Blubby (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: BecomTheBull (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: makemyday77 (big blind) showed [Ac 9h] and won (11334) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: KungKroon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: StapesD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Päffchen folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I feel like Prez on the Wire trying to figure out the urban kid's lingo.

was hoping to see bacon

Official couch thread redux

depressing words:gif ratio so far

drugs are bad, mkay?

gonna give this a try


PokerStars Hand #106924284424: Tournament #814456246, €91+€9 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (300/600) - 2013/11/12 23:29:33 CET [2013/11/12 17:29:33 ET]
Table '814456246 3' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: whoopsydo (11851 in chips)
Seat 3: fullbzh (32618 in chips)
Seat 4: MoreFishPlzz (12206 in chips)
Seat 5: vindindus (62379 in chips)
Seat 6: 44 loomiz 44 (36039 in chips)
Seat 7: guette_mégot (12500 in chips)
Seat 8: KILLERONE83 (21342 in chips)
Seat 9: Bak1nC00kies (18410 in chips)
whoopsydo: posts the ante 70
fullbzh: posts the ante 70
MoreFishPlzz: posts the ante 70
vindindus: posts the ante 70
44 loomiz 44: posts the ante 70
guette_mégot: posts the ante 70
KILLERONE83: posts the ante 70
Bak1nC00kies: posts the ante 70
whoopsydo: posts small blind 300
fullbzh: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bak1nC00kies [7c 8c]
MoreFishPlzz: folds
vindindus: folds
44 loomiz 44: folds
guette_mégot: folds
KILLERONE83: raises 600 to 1200
Bak1nC00kies: raises 820 to 2020
whoopsydo: folds
fullbzh: folds
KILLERONE83: calls 820
*** FLOP *** [3s 3h 5h]
KILLERONE83: checks
Bak1nC00kies: bets 1855
KILLERONE83: calls 1855
*** TURN *** [3s 3h 5h] [Qd]
KILLERONE83: checks
Bak1nC00kies: bets 3845
KILLERONE83: calls 3845
*** RIVER *** [3s 3h 5h Qd] [Td]
KILLERONE83: checks
Bak1nC00kies: LEANS 10620 and is all-in
KILLERONE83: calls 10620
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bak1nC00kies: shows [7c 8c] (a pair of Threes)
KILLERONE83: shows [Th Jh] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
KILLERONE83 collected 38140 from pot
Bak1nC00kies finished the tournament in 230th place

- Tournament "XTREM" buyIn: €90 + €10 level: 10 - HandId:
Table: 'XTREM(61688071)#012' 6-max (real money) Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ErikSeidel96 (109899)
Seat 2: ClaudeJaque (11162)
Seat 3: Fenix35 (34235)
Seat 4: JadooOOoore (32569)
Seat 5: BoysDontCRAI (60562)
Seat 6: Stylista (76685)
*** ANTE/BLINDS ***
Stylista posts ante 150
ErikSeidel96 posts ante 150
ClaudeJaque posts ante 150
Fenix35 posts ante 150
JadooOOoore posts ante 150
BoysDontCRAI posts ante 150
Stylista posts small blind 600
ErikSeidel96 posts big blind 1200
Dealt to BoysDontCRAI [As Th]
*** PRE-FLOP ***
ClaudeJaque folds
Fenix35 folds
JadooOOoore folds
BoysDontCRAI raises 1200 to 2400
Stylista raises 3000 to 5400
ErikSeidel96 folds
BoysDontCRAI calls 3000
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2s Jd]
Stylista bets 5988
BoysDontCRAI calls 5988
*** TURN *** [Kd 2s Jd][8h]
Stylista bets 12332
BoysDontCRAI calls 12332
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2s Jd 8h][9d]
Stylista checks
BoysDontCRAI LEANS 36692 and is all-in
Stylista calls 36692
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BoysDontCRAI shows [As Th] (High card : Ace)
Stylista shows [Kh Ts] (One pair : Kings)
Stylista collected 122924 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 122924 | No rake
Board: [Kd 2s Jd 8h 9d]
Seat 5: BoysDontCRAI (button) showed [As Th] and lost with High card : Ace
Seat 6: Stylista (small blind) showed [Kh Ts] and won 122924 with One pair : Kings

wow, nice leans

in b4 Kleath posts his spew.... :sigh

PokerStars Hand #103855690578: Tournament #2013090001, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXV (7000/14000) - 2013/09/08 22:18:45 WET [2013/09/08 17:18:45 ET]
Table '2013090001 330' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Ultraballs18 (753322 in chips)
Seat 3: Outeiri (572148 in chips)
Seat 4: maxxmeister (302287 in chips)
Seat 5: Andre_Hansen (1175589 in chips)
Seat 6: bureat (317035 in chips)
Seat 7: Laming1 (464454 in chips)
Seat 8: Dynasty 2131 (232112 in chips)
Seat 9: brakel17 (116380 in chips)
Ultraballs18: posts the ante 1750
Outeiri: posts the ante 1750
maxxmeister: posts the ante 1750
Andre_Hansen: posts the ante 1750
bureat: posts the ante 1750
Laming1: posts the ante 1750
Dynasty 2131: posts the ante 1750
brakel17: posts the ante 1750
Ultraballs18: posts small blind 7000
Outeiri: posts big blind 14000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ultraballs18 [Qh Kc]
maxxmeister: folds
Andre_Hansen: folds
bureat: folds
Laming1: folds
Dynasty 2131: raises 14000 to 28000
brakel17: folds
Ultraballs18: calls 21000
Outeiri: calls 14000
*** FLOP *** [8d 2c 5s]
Ultraballs18: bets 28500
Outeiri: calls 28500
Dynasty 2131: calls 28500
*** TURN *** [8d 2c 5s] [4c]
Ultraballs18: checks
Outeiri: bets 42000
Dynasty 2131: folds
Ultraballs18: raises 75000 to 117000
Outeiri: calls 75000
*** RIVER *** [8d 2c 5s 4c] [2h]
Ultraballs18: Leans 578072 and is all-in

Outeiri: calls 396898 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (181174) returned to Ultraballs18
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ultraballs18: shows [Qh Kc] (a pair of Deuces)
Outeiri: shows [Qs 8c] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
Outeiri collected 1211296 from pot

Unable to use a hand-converter, but able to put in a gif... how appellative...

You are Not "Chuck Bass" (or similar) on winamax? Wow...

I was hoping to get free tickets like sirswsih oh wait..... It is truly amazing people don't remember this guy cheating everyone on Merge truly remarkable. Just because someone is a winning poker player doesn't mean they are not a terrible person. This guy never apologized for being a cheat or felt any remorse for his actions and yet he is idolized for being a winning player... I will never forget being cheated out of equity by sirswish. How bout u be a man and explain why you took those free tickets and stop lying to everyone about it like the other thread.