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I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. I simply write down **** they say.
“Gerald stoled my Powerade and act’n like he didn’t. Over there wit a purple mustache. Mother****a needa recreate me a drink.”
“Mr. Cody, if you could be a forest animal, what’d you be? I be a snake, walkin’ around all like ssss ssss… scarin’ bitches.”