Originally Posted by phishman
mandelas - we were dancing on the couches at our table and i guess someone made a huge tear in the cushion... manager comes over and says 'look, you tore the couch, you have to pay!'.. i grab the hole in the cushion and tear it completely apart... and then i threw it on the dancefloor. got carried out of the club. their loss, I prob spend $2-3k usd/wk there.
squid roe - the owner's son (diego) was hanging out with us and joe jonas a few weeks ago.. and was being a dick about me hitting on the girls he brought.. so me and my friend bought a couple bottles of moet and sprayed him with it, then told the bouncer to kick him out... no longer welcome at squid roe. btw the guys who work at squid have tasers.. so dont try to pull **** there