*** OFFICIAL April 2012 [censored] Thread ***

[CBorders]

Originally Posted by augie_

cborders dogs do not smile what do you think they are, people?!

mine also poops in the toilet and reads the wall street journal. he's german, the germans make good stuff ya know!

[sufur]

Originally Posted by hoodskier

I think you are mistaking the dog's expression, it's clearly pain and not empathy. Very unlikely that animals have emotions like we do.

This post seems to give human animals too much credit for their emotions and a bit overconfident with your opinion on the emotional capacity of other animals (which, I'd assume varies quite a bit from a chicken to a chimp, for example).

[Cyluscylus]

Interesting fact: the same part of your brain that registers physical pain also registers emotional pain.

So they are getting rid of all the props at my casino, I now have the option of dealing part time, Vegas for WSOP or getting a real job. Help me MTTc!

[ProdigyXII]

you only live once

[Kirbynator]

Dogs are on average shorter than bears.

[Dantes]

Originally Posted by the_snail03

So when you are playing live, and the action is on you...you know it is on you but you are deciding whether to bet etc....and the dealer is tap tap tapping away at you like you don't know it is your turn....how do you guys normally handle this? It is very annoying to me.

just make eye contact and give a little nod.

[marek_heinz]

Originally Posted by Cyluscylus

Interesting fact: the same part of your brain that registers physical pain also registers emotional pain.

So they are getting rid of all the props at my casino, I now have the option of dealing part time, Vegas for WSOP or getting a real job. Help me MTTc!

you can come live with me if you cook everyday

[Pascal-lF]

Originally Posted by Kirbynator

Dogs are on average shorter than bears.

i like this

[TT_fold]

I got a few messages from a random last night on OKCupid and he seems pretty intelligent, should I pursue this?

[btr5017]

what is okcupid?

[LetMeLive]

my dog flinches and makes the same expression as gif dog every single time i throw a piece of duck jerky in it's general direction.

[LostOstrich]

his spelling compares well with that of my daughter's teacher, seems worth pursuing

[TT_fold]

Originally Posted by btr5017

what is okcupid?

It's an online dating site

[Superfluous Man]

Spelling so incomprehensible is a surefire sign of an insane mind (and peninis) thoroughly rotted by the affliction of syphilis.

[TurnUpTheSun]

What up lemo