LOL

awesome

My pokerstove is not working. Anyone know of any free calculators?

equilab is the nuts

http://www.pokerstrategy.com/poker-t...quilab-holdem/

Jesus christ Conchita Wurst is aids and the only positive with eurovision song contest seem to be Czech Republics representative big tatas

good one

i really liked the bugatti ones. the bodyguard ones were good too. "don't let me see you on your own" "you won't"

the end of that video is absurd. mother****er is gonna get tazed or shot

it would have been more funny if they pranked the prankers. towards the end of that vid when they fake like they're going to rape or mug those people, shoulda had a big dude aware of the prank pull out an unloaded gun and scare the **** outta them lmao

You guys are very important people to seek out advice from, so I ask you,

Do I rip this summer?

I really want to and am pretty confident in myself(at least in terms of having an edge in big field live events), and not planning on playing really any of the >1500s. A terrible summer would leave me pretty busto, but I have around the best possible credit and high 5 figures available in credit card credit if **** ever hits the fan(which it has before and I've recovered)

I'm trying to understand the merits of being staked or selling action, when it seems like absolutely worst case scenario I could instead be playing a ridiculously juicy $1500 O8 with 100% of my action and paying 12% APR juice to do so

go for it. going busto occasionally is just a part of capitalism.

no gamble no future and agreed it would be very unamerican of me to not go for it

gl thay3r big rippin all the way

PokerStars Hand #135675222450: Tournament #1182218497, $500+$500+$50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXIV (4500/9000) - 2015/05/22 22:49:35 ET
Table '1182218497 49' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: BWFCLEE (1059914 in chips)
Seat 3: PoluKalos (1739794 in chips)
Seat 4: lissi stinkt (275256 in chips)
Seat 5: PROTENTIALmn (1147827 in chips)
Seat 6: Turko_man (261824 in chips)
Seat 7: NutsedAllTim (1025520 in chips)
Seat 8: Ferran789999 (1722381 in chips)
Seat 9: KuuL (682484 in chips)
BWFCLEE: posts the ante 1125
PoluKalos: posts the ante 1125
lissi stinkt: posts the ante 1125
PROTENTIALmn: posts the ante 1125
Turko_man: posts the ante 1125
NutsedAllTim: posts the ante 1125
Ferran789999: posts the ante 1125
KuuL: posts the ante 1125
PoluKalos: posts small blind 4500
lissi stinkt: posts big blind 9000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
PROTENTIALmn: folds
Turko_man: folds
NutsedAllTim: folds
Ferran789999: folds
KuuL: folds
BWFCLEE: folds
PoluKalos: raises 11250 to 20250
lissi stinkt: calls 11250
*** FLOP *** [Th 7d 5h]
PoluKalos: bets 24750
lissi stinkt: calls 24750
*** TURN *** [Th 7d 5h] [Qd]
PoluKalos: bets 49500
lissi stinkt: calls 49500
*** RIVER *** [Th 7d 5h Qd] [Ac]
PoluKalos: bets 198000
lissi stinkt: calls 179631 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (18369) returned to PoluKalos
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PoluKalos: shows [4c Kh] (high card Ace)
lissi stinkt: shows [Kd 5s] (a pair of Fives)
lissi stinkt collected 557262 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 557262 | Rake 0
Board [Th 7d 5h Qd Ac]
Seat 2: BWFCLEE (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PoluKalos (small blind) showed [4c Kh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: lissi stinkt (big blind) showed [Kd 5s] and won (557262) with a pair of Fives
Seat 5: PROTENTIALmn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Turko_man folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: NutsedAllTim folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Ferran789999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KuuL folded before Flop (didn't bet)

putting the cape on for experts

very sick call lissi

dont try this at home

when you know, you know

fire, always gonna get backed if u brick. wsop gotta be one of the best places to do it, soft and you strike me as someone who'll still play good throughout even though most ppl are playing their C- game by the end of the month

poker's gonna be ****ty in like 3-5 years anyway, gotta take ur shots now when ur ev is high imo

lissi=boss

Lasagnaaammm GOAT or what?

1st SCOOP ME 2015, 3rd WCOOP ME 2014, 4th WCOOP ME 2013. SICK

Also won latest FTOPS Main event.

lets not forget winning the EPT high roller earlier this month for another milly

Wow. Of course that is a lot of skill when the tournaments can be played so deep almost the whole way but would be nice to see how his all in ev is at the moment. Because surely he must run pretty good in the right situations.

Take him out bowling one Sunday. Wine n dine him then take him home and ask to see that giraffe. Only way to find out

just don't fold to any xbets basically

when you are about to, see a flop instead of having to click fold preflop

CASHOUT => ATM => TITTIES