You're all evil or trolling!
Maybe the best choice would be a power-hungry nazi mod from some other forum like Wrestling or so, then we could be sure that all of those appearingly imbecile threads of potentional new pokerplayers - which just appear like trolling, but are just enthusiastic noobs most of the time, imho - will be shut down, and we can keep our incestous community as it is. Is that what you want?
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