Bartenders. Like they can judge you.

what city?

Fort lauderdale.

shouldn't be too tough down there. talk to people in their 20s at the card rooms/casinos/bars/etc

idk maybe scared of losing their job tho?

How is a bartender gonna lose his job for telling you where to get weed? If anything hes just gonna get more tips .

Also have a pretty funny story about finding bananas in Ft. Lauderdale. I went down for a poker series earlier this year and after a day or two a friend and I got pretty desperate. We got a ride back from the isle from a super cool cabbie and he gave us his personal number for rides. After getting tired of hearing us bitch about nanas one of my friends called the cabby all benzoed out and just asked him straight up if he could get us bananas. I didn't really want to go on this adventure but after my friend called him he said hed pick one of us up at the hotel and talk about it there i pretty much had to. First he takes me to an ALL black strip club where i just sat in the corner and drank a cranberry juice and got stared at awkwardly by everyone while he goes around and asks all of his buddies if they were holding. After 5-10 mins he says lets go they're out but i got another guy. Next thing I know im in probably the ghettoest place I've ever been. Chain link fences, pit bulls roaming the streets, 6 yr old kids riding their bikes at 1am, rusty el caminos on every other lawn.. etc. We eventually pull up to a house that doesn't even look like its been occupied for 10 years. I give the cabbie the money and he says ill brb. He takes 10 steps towards the house then comes back and opens the door a crack and says, "Oh... if anything goes wrong theres a knife under the front seat..." At this point im scared for my ****ing life and id say my heart rate was around 200bpm. After 10 of the scariest minutes of my life he comes back with an ounce of some of the worst bananas ive ever seen... So unless you're prepared to possibly die for some brick nanners I wouldn't ask a cabbie lol.

rofl as soon as you entered said neighborhood you shouldve known your odds of premium bananas were as close to 0 as they could get

oh and i was thinking more along the lines of the bartender selling your the bananas their selves but i guess them knowing who the bananaman is would be far more likely.

lol, that's awesome. I went through a nearly identical situation during PCA minus the stopoff at an all black bar. Lazy eyed rastafarian cabby takes me to some straight up hood. Drunk as hell and sitting alone in a cab in the bahamanian ghetto I'm like yep, I'm about to get sold into white slavery and I deserve it for being so stupid. Worked out fine and the bananas were smokable but I felt like I literally dodged a bullet not getting murdered there

I feel like I Could just smoke inside aria and bank on the very strong vanillaish smell of the place to keep me incognito : ) not opposed to trying lol

making edibles > jailtime

Went into a gas station earlier and found some nugs just laying on the floor. Think someone had it drop out when they were dropping a deuce. My lucky day!!!

not sure i have it in me to smoke weed found on a gas station bathroom floor.

Lol. Offer a joint to someone else to light up. If they something like "oh, is this that cat piss kush?", just nod and say "yeah, it's all you, I'm faded."

It was in a container, it wasn't like it was just lying on the floor. Had to fall out when someone was taking dump.

N/m..

mmmmm sweet sweet toilet bananas

ah the pitfalls of baggy pants



LOL

no I got you. My last post was regarding the quote below.

It isn't like this was some bunk weed or something. When we found it, we knew someone is sitting at home thinking, 'damn, where the f#&k did I put that ****, man'

No worries. I said something stupid, so I just deleted it and put "n/m...".

Nice find though. Their loss, your gain

i had a quarter of bananas fall out of my pocket on a major street in my city and went back an hr and a half later and found it, sooo lucky no one else saw it. baggy pants/bball shorts will be the end of me, ive lost a lot of stuff over the yrs

My favorite way to get rid of the smell is to pop a bag of popcorn. You kill two birds with one stone.

yea i lost a black chip earlier from basketball shorts.

WOW. In 12 years of smoking bongs I don't think I've ever done it without ice.

i remember my brother finding goose poop on the ground at the handball courts and thinking it was dro

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