experts

this made me lol harder than it probably should have

meanwhile, it's banana time yo

Making my first legitimate attempt at bananas + pokerz tonight.. Lets see how this goes!

your good without them, we don't need you becoming world class.

homemade bananas ftw

"smokin **** that would make a hippopotamus talk"

Haha doubt this is directed at me.. but if so, you have nothing to worry about..

you guys ever put these things in anyones ass?

no, because that would require an Action, Jeff.

"Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

Axel Foley: [mocking him] You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long. "

I plan on getting baked this weekend

well it was fun.. but i def bricked everything.. although that happens alot.. so i'm sure i'll give it another shot..

This basically sums it up..

Full Tilt Poker $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1085 M = 36.17
BB: t1915 M = 63.83

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to t65, BB calls t45

Flop: (t130) 3 J 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t85, BB raises to t200, Hero raises to t715, BB raises to t1230, Hero calls t305 all in

Turn: (t2170) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2170) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2170
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BB shows K J (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BB wins t2170

I drank HALF of a 5 hour energy bottle tonight before starting my session instead of the usual banana volcano bag and I have to say:


WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE


I ran so bad from the gecko, and I was so ampted up that I just played on hyper mode and obvious like ****, all bc I wanted to make gold star on pokerstars.

man, anything besides bananas when pokerstars is treating you like Rodney King just spells disaster.


Btw, that tournament that I was in from last page.

I was 3rd in chips with 13th left. Chip leader raised who was 3rd to act to open the pot. I had 99 on the btn, and shoved. (Also about 8 of the 13 left only had about 15 BB since it was a Turbo MTT)

As I shove my 99. He thinks for awhile and calls. he has AKo. FTP stalls forever for me, and I'm just pondering to myself about wtf is happening.
All of a sudden the board just pops up after 15 seconds of lag. JJ4.J.A.

heart breaker..woulda been a hugee chip leader goin in. how the **** do u guys deal with that bull**** in MTTs

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uhh... peel more?

chooochooooooooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lutqplLMvfk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRlb5p8WyuE
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oDTU...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL1zRZxz2HI&NR=1

fat chocobo lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIoYcF809Dw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3v4lGkHacE

hi thread

o hai LML. sick with teh pun.
we've always been at war with EastAsia...

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