ITT we talk about bananas (modnote: do not use this thread for soliciting) - Page 14 - MTT Poker Strategy

There's a point in your banana life when peeling goes from making you more nervous and paranoid to making you a stone cold calm mfer. I, for one, reached that point many moons ago, and I assmue that goes for LetMeLive too.

GL with the speech thingy!

yah, pretty much. i actually took a muscle relaxer too because i was getting sick all day and bananas werent working. fml

peeling one right meow

01-27-2009 , 07:48 PM

#327

AK87

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Boobaloo

As mainly a lurker to this forum I have always wondered when I see your avatar, why Duuuqi? Why not say, Michael? Quan is such a sad figure of failed potential. He's like the rose that grew from concrete, except he didnt grow. I wouldnt have asked why before the final few episodes, because a pic of Marlo or avon kind of unoriginal but him shooting up in a ghetto mini horse stable is heartbreaking. Your pic makes me sad. My new bananas are very ripe. I would have gone with Michael because he was a badass or Mr. P because he was closer than anyone to redemption.

Yeah I mean the reasons you stated are why I like Dukie the most. Michael is also one of my fav characters too, but Dukie clearly was born with nothing and got screwed. I feel bad for him

01-27-2009 , 08:07 PM

#328

p3rc4

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LetMeLive

peeling one right meow

Roaarrr.

01-27-2009 , 09:31 PM

#329

THAY3R

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There's probably some people ITT who haven't seen The Wire yet but were planning on it, FWIW

01-27-2009 , 09:41 PM

#330

shaundeeb

Augie's stunt double

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no one cares about those behind the times thayer.

01-27-2009 , 11:33 PM

#331

Warteen

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I don't really like the taste or texture of bananas.

01-27-2009 , 11:41 PM

#332

g00f11

journeyman

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There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAages and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

01-31-2009 , 08:25 PM

#333

Superfluous Man

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damn i guess we know how michael phelps made that final table...

01-31-2009 , 10:51 PM

#334

FatalError

Fantasy Site Rep

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aaronbeen, mrtimcaum, ike, wardekar and i are about to eat brownies, watch ufc, then play 200-400 nl against perky

01-31-2009 , 10:58 PM

#335

augie_

missed out on bitcoin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Superfluous Man

damn i guess we know how michael phelps made that final table...

Michael Phelps is the hero of our generation

02-01-2009 , 01:23 AM

#336

p3rc4

banned

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I bet that bong is the hero of Michael Phelps too.

02-01-2009 , 02:18 AM

#337

THAY3R

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More than 1 world champ has used that bong imo

02-01-2009 , 02:36 AM

#338

WiredRounder

adept

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If that really is Michale phelphs (I can't really tell) then I like him a lot more. I always kind of thought he was a douche.

Oh, and i got an O of bananas so today was a good day.

02-01-2009 , 03:00 AM

#339

LetMeLive

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think im going to peel one and make a digiorno pizza before i play cod4. life is goot

02-01-2009 , 03:22 PM

#340

cking

2008 WCOOP ME Champ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by THAY3R

More than 1 world champ has used that bong imo

That is a might fine bong/computer setup...

02-01-2009 , 04:04 PM

#341

JSchnett

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Assuming this isnt some ******ed level, thats a good story to tell your grand kids carter

02-01-2009 , 04:12 PM

#342

prolax13

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for of those of u interested in the wire www.amazon.com $81 box set imo.

02-01-2009 , 06:21 PM

#343

MaverickUSC

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prob the sweetest live reporting entry ever.

02-01-2009 , 09:56 PM

#344

PokerPro1234565

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JSchnett

Assuming this isnt some ******ed level, thats a good story to tell your grand kids carter

02-02-2009 , 03:20 AM

#345

RandALLin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Superfluous Man

damn i guess we know how michael phelps made that final table...

OMG I was watching Sportscenter at 2am after the Superbowl and Stuart Scott comes on and says a British news journalist published this photo found online. LOL. Then Michael Phelps says he was at University of South Carolina and did stuff he shouldn't and that it won't happen again. Then he made an apology.