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ITT we talk about bananas (modnote: do not use this thread for soliciting) ITT we talk about bananas (modnote: do not use this thread for soliciting)

01-26-2009 , 12:06 PM
thats like saying you wanna become a winning player then breaking even and being like "hey i'm doin good, i havent deposited in months."
01-26-2009 , 12:49 PM
more info on modafinil ?
01-26-2009 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by prolax13
more info on modafinil ?
google is hard
01-26-2009 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by prolax13
more info on modafinil ?

judging from the amount of posts you make about prescription drugs I def get the feeling you are a lot of fun to party with.
01-26-2009 , 04:21 PM
coincidentally, i'm blitzed right now.

it took me the first four pages to understand what's the big deal about bananas.


maybe i should overthink playing under the influence
01-26-2009 , 04:46 PM
So for the 3rd time I have experienced banana's, I did it through a hookah, and still didn't get anything more than slightly high. I might do it again sometime soon,maybe this time I'll feel it. Roommates though, balls out ****ed up (acting like every stereotypical stoner flick)
01-26-2009 , 05:00 PM
I just finished class for the day, so time to peel a banana while I read some French play.
01-26-2009 , 05:17 PM
blah i have to go speak @ my grandfather's memorial. been peeling them all day. not enough potassium in the world tbh. blabla
01-26-2009 , 11:42 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

Side-effects
The most common side-effects observed with modafinil, as compared to placebo, when prescribed in the recommended doses for the approved indications, are as follows:cn

Common
Headache (34% vs 23%)
Nausea (11% vs 3%)
Less common
Nervousness (7% vs 3%)
Insomnia (5% vs 1%)
Anxiety (5% vs 1%)
Dizziness (5% vs 4%)
Infrequent
Chest pain (3% vs 1%)
Hypertension (3% vs 1%)
Tachycardia (2% vs 1%)
Vasodilatation (2% vs 0%)
Dry mouth (4% vs 2%) -->I'm sure none of you posting here have ever had this problem
Paresthesia (2% vs 0%)
Pharyngitis (4% vs 2%)
Anorexia (4% vs 1%) FTW?
01-26-2009 , 11:48 PM
enough talk about modafail, give me some oxy.
01-26-2009 , 11:56 PM
wuz 12 tablin sngs last nite peeled a ton had a super blazed attack called my bro to take over he couldnt he was playin and hammered continued to play the tables started to move in slowmotion reggae beats ftw
01-27-2009 , 12:02 AM
I challenge anyone to a marathon banana peeling session + 1 table HU submarine style match. Winner claims the others life
01-27-2009 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by AK87
I challenge anyone to a marathon banana peeling session + 1 table HU submarine style match. Winner claims the others life
I'm sure if you posed this on sunday w/out the HU match I'm sure someone would take it. As the easy way out...
01-27-2009 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by AK87
I challenge anyone to a marathon banana peeling session + 1 table HU submarine style match. Winner claims the others life
who is your avatar and/or story behind it?
01-27-2009 , 12:26 AM
Letmelive: I peel many bananas on a daily basis, but the day where I had to speak at my grandfather's memorial would not be one of them. Just my two cents
01-27-2009 , 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by OkTime4PlanB
who is your avatar and/or story behind it?
That's me...

Lol nah it's this kid Duquan from the best TV show ever created, the Wire.
01-27-2009 , 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by JesseB_11
Letmelive: I peel many bananas on a daily basis, but the day where I had to speak at my grandfather's memorial would not be one of them. Just my two cents
There's a point in your banana life when peeling goes from making you more nervous and paranoid to making you a stone cold calm mfer. I, for one, reached that point many moons ago, and I assmue that goes for LetMeLive too.

GL with the speech thingy!
01-27-2009 , 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by AK87
That's me...

Lol nah it's this kid Duquan from the best TV show ever created, the Wire.
oh, that gangster show in baltimore amirite? hope thats on demand atm, cuz im about to watch it.

oh **** its not on hbo on demand anymore, thats gay as ****
01-27-2009 , 12:34 AM
Fair enough I never thought of it like that. I personally don't like being around my immediate family, let alone most of my relatives after I've peeled.
01-27-2009 , 01:44 AM
from pokernews.com live reporting of the $1m cash game at Aussie Millions:

Action folded to Tom Dwan on the button. He raised to $3,800, then called when Jamie Pickering reraised to $12,000 from the small blind.

On a flop of J 6 K, Patrik Antonius grabbed two bananas; one for himself and one for Niki Jedlicka. They peeled the bananas and started eating them as Jamie Pickering bet $15,000. Antonius offered a banana to Andrew Robl as well but he declined.

"Three guys in a row eating bananas," said Robl. "Someone's gonna Photoshop it and put it on the internet. I don't want to be involved in that picure."

Unfortunately our photographer is downstairs in the Crown Poker Room, otherwise I would have made sure to get a snap and let 2+2 users run wild. I guess you'll just have to wait until the television broadcast to go Photoshop crazy.

Dwan folded his hand after the banana-eating was complete.
01-27-2009 , 02:04 AM
<-- Lawld
01-27-2009 , 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by djkelly69
from pokernews.com live reporting of the $1m cash game at Aussie Millions:

Action folded to Tom Dwan on the button. He raised to $3,800, then called when Jamie Pickering reraised to $12,000 from the small blind.

On a flop of J 6 K, Patrik Antonius grabbed two bananas; one for himself and one for Niki Jedlicka. They peeled the bananas and started eating them as Jamie Pickering bet $15,000. Antonius offered a banana to Andrew Robl as well but he declined.

"Three guys in a row eating bananas," said Robl. "Someone's gonna Photoshop it and put it on the internet. I don't want to be involved in that picure."

Unfortunately our photographer is downstairs in the Crown Poker Room, otherwise I would have made sure to get a snap and let 2+2 users run wild. I guess you'll just have to wait until the television broadcast to go Photoshop crazy.

Dwan folded his hand after the banana-eating was complete.
So much win in this post.
01-27-2009 , 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by WiredRounder
If you freak out while under the influence, bananas are not going to help your game. If you regularly partake I think they definitely help in keeping you grounded. Basically if you already eat bananas on a daily basis then eat while playing, if you don't eat bananas on a daily basis it's probably not a good idea to start with the intentions of it helping your poker game.

edit: you freak out because you're f***** up. People that argue it helps your game are people who don't get f***** up when they peel bananas because they do it so often it doesn't effect them that much, definitley not enough to freak out, because they regularly partake.

Very well said. I agree 100% with this reply.
01-27-2009 , 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by OkTime4PlanB
oh, that gangster show in baltimore amirite? hope thats on demand atm, cuz im about to watch it.

oh **** its not on hbo on demand anymore, thats gay as ****


www.free-tv-video-online.com

www.alluc.org

www.hulu.com

One of them has to have it.
01-27-2009 , 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AK87
That's me...

Lol nah it's this kid Duquan from the best TV show ever created, the Wire.
As mainly a lurker to this forum I have always wondered when I see your avatar, why Duuuqi? Why not say, Michael? Quan is such a sad figure of failed potential. He's like the rose that grew from concrete, except he didnt grow. I wouldnt have asked why before the final few episodes, because a pic of Marlo or avon kind of unoriginal but him shooting up in a ghetto mini horse stable is heartbreaking. Your pic makes me sad. My new bananas are very ripe. I would have gone with Michael because he was a badass or Mr. P because he was closer than anyone to redemption.

      
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