Hello Maz,
Thank you for playing at PokerStars and taking the time to write a witty,
yet to the point email. I have passed your email around to several of my
colleagues and we are in agreement that Dean PokerStars xxxx does have a
nice ring to it.
If you raise Dean with the same sense of humor yet subtle purpose you
demonstrate in your email, I am convinced that Dean will grow into a well
rounded master manipulator, yet in an ever so gentle non threatening way.
As I read your email, I made note that perhaps using some of your MTT's
winnings and installing a downstairs toilet would be a grand solution.
But, after forwarding your email to the highest man on the PokerStars
ladder, I realized he had a much better solution. We hope to offer
products in the FPP Store that will assist you in your current dilemma of
needlessly surrendering those aces.
However with that said, because you asked so nicely and because we have
indeed been flooded with requests (can't these players just buy buckets!)
We will look into synching breaks for our tournaments. This however, will
probably not happen before Dean's arrival, and might not even happen
before he speaks his first sentence of 'Mama is a balla', but, you most
certainly have gotten our attention.
We wish you, Dean and the rest of your family all the best and much joy in
the upcoming months. Would you like us to start working on sleep aides in
the FPP Store as well :?)
Still chuckling over your correspondence,
Joan H.
PokerStars Poker Room Management/Player Advocate
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Originally Posted by homicidalbrunette
Oh Hai
Apparently Stars' Support are the best in the business, so I thought I'd drop you a line as there's something that's really bugging me.
According to my PT3 database, I've folded AA preflop a total of 9 times since May 1st. Obviously this is 9 times more than optimum, and it's entirely down to my bladder. I'm 7 1/2 months pregnant you see, and I need to go to the toilet an average of once every 45 minutes. I play MTTs, often as many as 8 at a time because I'm so balla, so obviously I have to time my toilet dashes as best I can. As the PT3 stats show, I'm occasionally mucking big hands as I waddle up and down the stairs.
Full Tilt (sorry for swearing) recently introduced synchronised breaks. I won't explain the concept as I'm sure you're all fully aware of this and receive several hundred emails a day from disgruntled MTT grinders who want you to do the same. I just hope that amongst all the angry demands from people who live on Red Bull and amphetamines, this simple request from a budding mum-to-be may strike a chord.
If the sympathy vote doesn't work, how about bribery? I've still not picked a middle name for the little guy in my tummy yet, and Dean Pokerstars surname deleted has a nice ring to it.
Love and kisses
Maz (aka madmaz74)
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