Originally Posted by kioshk
Maybe there could be a vote on whose zoo would win an all-out zoo war, a Zoo Battle Royale.
Do I get to buy land mines with my merchandising money and get a bazillion five year olds to help me because my animals is sooooooo cute?
(Question: how many 5 year olds would it take to kill a polar bear in a zoo exhibit? Assume ordinary 5 year olds who know they have to kill the polar bear or be killed.)