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01-02-2013 , 04:24 PM
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Because God was resting that day.

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01-02-2013 , 04:31 PM
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Because that was his best chance of getting laid.

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01-02-2013 , 05:29 PM
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Because my computer exploded.

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01-02-2013 , 05:46 PM
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Because you shouldn't have sex with dead women
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01-02-2013 , 06:03 PM
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Because we don't negotiate with terrorists.

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01-02-2013 , 06:05 PM
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Cause everyday we pay the price.

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01-02-2013 , 06:11 PM
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Because you and I both know we like it like that!

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01-02-2013 , 06:34 PM
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because he's the president, moran.

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01-02-2013 , 06:55 PM
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Because it was a g-string

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01-02-2013 , 06:58 PM
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Because its electric

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01-02-2013 , 07:00 PM
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Because Michael Jackson is dead

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01-02-2013 , 07:19 PM
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Because it is a remarkable dichotomy.

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01-02-2013 , 07:55 PM
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Because they have no respect for anybody.

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01-02-2013 , 08:46 PM
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because it's so wet

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01-02-2013 , 10:07 PM
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Because it has a tail.

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01-02-2013 , 11:26 PM
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Because it's not funny at all

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01-03-2013 , 12:10 AM
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Because he was a grammer nit.

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01-03-2013 , 09:32 AM
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Because it's illegal in 49 states
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01-03-2013 , 02:34 PM
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Because of the magic off her fingers.

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01-03-2013 , 02:37 PM
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because friendship is magic

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01-03-2013 , 03:55 PM
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because Cartman from South Park once mentioned it.

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01-04-2013 , 10:04 AM
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Because there was no way I was touching that

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01-04-2013 , 10:11 AM
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Because Hitler invented it

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01-04-2013 , 11:01 AM
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Because there were not enough elves in the hamper

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01-04-2013 , 11:36 AM
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Because soah is a mod

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