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06-17-2017 , 09:45 PM
In 19th, earning 5.4 points: 4maskwolf

Apink - No No No

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This is a lot better than most Kpop I've heard. Which is to say that it's a pretty average song. The backing beat is kinda funky? Struggling to compliment it beyond "it doesn't suck like Kpop normally does".
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06-17-2017 , 09:47 PM
In 18th, earning 5.6: Nego

Genki Rockets - Heavenly Star

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Somewhere in the 6-7 range without the roboticized vocals. Those are pretty rocky. Rest of the song is fairly decent, and I kinda dig it.
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06-17-2017 , 09:50 PM
In 17th, earning 5.9 points: Owner of a Lonely Heart



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I really wish this song had a legitimate reason for being 13 minutes long other than "we wanted to make a really artsy video". Had some cool sections but was WAYYYYYY too long.
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06-17-2017 , 09:53 PM
In 16th, earning 6 points: KnightsofCydonia

Mindless Self Indulgence - A La Mode

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I'm not entirely sure I get it, but it's pretty energetic if nothing else. The background synth carries tbh. Super edgy but w.e
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06-17-2017 , 09:55 PM
In 15th, earning 6.3 points: RODAN

Good Charlotte - The Anthem

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I feel like I'm back in middle school.

As far as pop punk goes this is pretty OK. Held back by the fact that pop punk vocals are unequivocally terrible. Nice and energetic though.
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06-17-2017 , 09:58 PM
In 14th, earning 6.4 points: Fable

3 Doors Down - It's Not My Time

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Surprisingly not terrible. Generic, but not terrible. If we're being honest, this is probably better than Kryptonite if nothing else.
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06-17-2017 , 10:00 PM
In 13th, earning 6.5 points: Yeti

Eminem vs. Smash Mouth - Smash Yourself

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This... works too well. The choruses, not so much, but I was actually kinda really getting into the verses.

If this is submitted as a ****post it probably scores 8+
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06-17-2017 , 10:03 PM
In 12th, earning 6.6 points: Fort Colorcastle

Static-P - It's Not Like I Like You

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I really REALLY REALLY want to hate this song. Instead, I just hate myself.
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06-17-2017 , 10:05 PM
In 11th, earning 6.9 points: Paperblade

Lady GaGa - Poker Face

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Lady G was always the best of the ****ty late 00s pop I mentioned earlier. This song's pretty not terrible.
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06-17-2017 , 10:08 PM
In 10th, earning 7 points: Texas Cloverleaf

Celtic Woman - At The Ceili

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Vocals don't suck, piano's pretty spicy, pretty cool moodwise. Interesting and not bad.
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06-17-2017 , 10:14 PM
In 9th, earning 7.2 points: Adam

****POST: Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow

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Not my favorite Neil song tbh. The opening is really cool and then it just kinda feels like it fizzles out. Maybe I'm just super jaded at this point. Idk.

Note that "not my favorite Neil song" still gets you top 10.
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06-17-2017 , 10:18 PM
In 8th, earning 7.3 points: lute

Santana - Into The Night feat. Chad Kroeger

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My exact thought process: "why is Santana a guilty pleasooooooooooohhhhhh..."

Yeah if Chad would be quiet for 2 seconds this would be podium easy. As it is it's pretty decent. The backing is fantastic. Chad is... doing his best.
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06-17-2017 , 10:21 PM
In 7th, earning 7.5 points: Priptonite

Rihanna - Love On The Brain

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Surprised at how much I liked this - Rihanna isn't really my style. I get a super vintage feel from this song in a good way. Not a ton of variance but very pleasant.
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06-17-2017 , 10:26 PM
In 6th place, earning 7.7: Lord Gaius

Cirith Ungol - Fire

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This honestly also works as not-a-****post, though it probably scores a bit lower. Cheesy over the top metal is fine by me tbh.
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06-17-2017 , 10:35 PM
In 5th, earning 7.9 points: LightWolf

Backstreet Boys - Everybody

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This is a jam tbh. Scores higher if it doesn't take so long to get going, but this one is a classic. No shame in asking your bros if you're sexual and having them respond "yeah".
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06-17-2017 , 10:39 PM
In 4th, earning 8.2 points: RAORoman

Phish - Llama

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Yeah so this was actually already on my playlist. It's a goofy song but the track is super cool and despite Phish being kind of a meme I like it unironically.

taboot
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06-17-2017 , 10:40 PM
In 3rd, earning 8.4 points: Drawesome532

Warrant - Cherry Pie

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SHEEEE'S MY CHERRY PIE

Yeah this is a classic. Cheesy hair metal to the max and it's pretty great.
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06-17-2017 , 10:43 PM
In 2nd, earning 8.6 points: t om

Berndsen - Supertime

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Even without the video I unironically like this one, and the video is absolutely incredible. This is how you do synth music correctly. Great jam.
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06-17-2017 , 10:46 PM
In 1st, earning 8.7 points: TraceOfLife

American Authors - Hit It

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Great energy coming from this track. Super lively and really gets me pumped up. I'm trying to say something else about it but I really just like the overall feel of it. Great pick.
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06-17-2017 , 10:51 PM


Category 7, THE HYDRA'S RETURN, will be revealed 6/21 at 8 PM CDT.
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06-21-2017 , 06:01 PM
Pushing reveal back a day due to IRL shenanigans. Still at 8.
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06-22-2017 , 09:36 PM
Category 7: THE HYDRA'S RETURN
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06-22-2017 , 09:40 PM
In 36th, earning 3 points: Fort Colorcastle

Eric Saade - Girl From Sweden

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Nope. The lyrics are asinine, and the sound is every generic top 40 track of the past ten years combined into one giant swill of mediocrity. She should stay in Sweden.
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06-22-2017 , 09:43 PM
In 35th, earning 3.5 points: 4maskwolf

****POST: LMFAO - Shots

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This is like a 2 if it's not submitted as a ****post. Good job, I guess.

I think "lmfao" is a valid reaction here.
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06-22-2017 , 09:46 PM
In 34th, earning 4 points: Xicor

****POST: Puppet and Murtagh - Killing Giants (feat. Richard Caddock)

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The synth is the best part of this song. The dubstep is the worst part of it. The vocals aren't particularly good, either. And why is this a ****post?
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