There are 13 players!

Nine of you are sources of heart-healthy, good for you fats. Three of you are sources of artery-clogging saturated fats up to no good. One of you is bacon. Bacon is a turncoat saturated fat that is just too good to be bad for you, but because of its shady past (and lipid profile) is able to nose out those nasty fats at the rate of one per night.

Good fats, you must eliminate the bad fats or face dire consequences!

The cast of characters:

aj
amplify
atakdog
axel
booradley
epicurus
manupod
matrix
roundtower
soah
sun tzu
tarheel
zhaorx

Night will fall 25 minutes from the timestamp of this post. If this post goes up a 8:50 Eastern, votes at 9:15 will be tallied, votes at 9:16 will not.

THERE IS NO MAJORITY LYNCH DAY 1.

Good luck!

hey, roundtower, long time no see.

Im a villager, but I will be requesting to get lynched if this day takes longer than 10 minutes. This is a very noble act on my part, and basically clears me.
Thanks

this is funny. Fat i would have never thought of that.

Soah

excuse me but does the mod imply that something is wrong with bacon?????????

atak

hey guys,

if im the seer aj is a villager.

what the ****?

Soah is a wolf

One down, two to go.

soah

I think you misread.

epi was pretty skinny when i met him

What? I just cleared myself.

sun tzu

I'm role-claiming olive oil.

boo

All, it seems there is a lack of reading comprehension going on here.
Soah is a wolf.
I strongly suggest all villagers vote for him.

next thing you know she'll post something bad about Jessica Alba

If I'm bacon, pretty much everybody likes me.

I may not be bacon though.

olive oil is good fats fwiw.

Dude, I'm 6'1" 140. I'm not your bacon.

RT

To respond to the several pms I have received, apparently I was unclear.

Bacon is the seer.

boo you are acting weird, cant you finish the game is that it?

Too much babblin, not enough wagonin'

snorlax is ripped, not fat. just fyi.