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07-29-2014 , 02:24 AM

#3551

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

lol quantum physics

But it's the highpoint of our understanding of the universe.

07-29-2014 , 02:31 AM

#3552

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,839

Quote:

Originally Posted by kokiri

But it's the highpoint of our understanding of the universe.

I thought of all you science guys when I read this in Slate today: Cyanobacteria poisoned everything way back when.

07-29-2014 , 02:51 AM

#3553

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

I thought of all you science guys when I read this in Slate today: Cyanobacteria poisoned everything way back when.

Granted, quantum field theory can't answer any of the really big questions about lizard sex in space. You need a solid experimental guy or gal for that.

07-29-2014 , 02:53 AM

#3554

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

i am desperately trying to procrastinate. i have to do acting stuff for my rehearsal tomorrow.

i was playing bloonsTD5 fml

07-29-2014 , 03:03 AM

#3555

Anarchist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

head to the casino

07-29-2014 , 03:26 AM

#3556

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,839

Quote:

Originally Posted by kokiri

Granted, quantum field theory can't answer any of the really big questions about lizard sex in space. You need a solid experimental guy or gal for that.

Speaking of this type of thing, there's a new show about the Manhattan Project that just started, Manhattan. The reviews are pretty good. I can't wait to see what the Oppenheimer guy is like.

07-29-2014 , 03:27 AM

#3557

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

i can't do that. if i did that i would be an absolute wreck tomorrow. i have a fairly early rehearsal. i don't think i'll have time to head back to the casino til like sunday night.

i hate to think of fish out there in the world throwing their money away and i'm not anywhere i can play

07-29-2014 , 06:39 AM

#3558

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

Espresso machine was all NO DRIP TRAY again this morning. I was all I know your game you stupid bastard don't even try it.

In related news I am up at 5am WHY???

07-29-2014 , 06:54 AM

#3559

Anarchist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

heh its funny that youre up and im trying to fall asleep

not that funny though

07-29-2014 , 07:01 AM

#3560

gambit8888

Lack'n in some direction

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 45,159

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

Espresso machine was all NO DRIP TRAY again this morning. I was all I know your game you stupid bastard don't even try it.

In related news I am up at 5am WHY???

Do you drink coffee/espresso every morning when you wake up?

07-29-2014 , 07:05 AM

#3561

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

I never drink coffee/espresso when I wake up. Usually I have a cup of hot tea at some point, maybe not till I get into work. My current favorite is Black Dragon Pearls from Adagio.

But they have this cool machine at the hotel and I have to be up at the asscrack of doom so I'm drinking espresso.

07-29-2014 , 07:13 AM

#3562

gambit8888

Lack'n in some direction

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 45,159

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

Nice

I am drinking a cup of coffee right now but I much prefer tea

07-29-2014 , 07:23 AM

#3563

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,419

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Hopefully we can end racism, misogyny, homophobia, and anti-Southern bigotry in our lifetime. Enough of this senseless hate.

I'll stop my anti south bigotry once the South stops being a refuge for the first three

07-29-2014 , 07:29 AM

#3564

Anarchist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

trade in that pet you were worried about for a faster pony

07-29-2014 , 07:30 AM

#3565

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,419

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

trade in that pet you were worried about for a faster pony

Psssh. Like I read anything in any specific order. I'm a maverick

07-29-2014 , 08:37 AM

#3566

abnormal

banned

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 909

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

Dude

32 and 212 are by DEFINITION the freezing and boiling points of plain water.

0 was the coldest he could get saltwater without freezing.

Not if you live in Denver.

07-29-2014 , 10:10 AM

#3567

VarianceMinefield

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 57,722

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

worked all day to get the house ready, it is still not completely ready, so close

went to mcdonalds for an awesome large french vanilla iced coffee bc i have a coupon to get it for $1, weee! so i treat myself and use mah coupon and everything is great and i get back home, but i have to squeeeeeze my car into the garage bc so much crap is in there now. so i get it in but i have to do weird contortionist moves to get out of my car so i set my coffee down and get to twisting. obv during this whole process i spill my brand new large coffee all over the floor of my garage, sighhh

so i get a rag and i clean it all up and decide **** this, im not gonna give up, im gonna get that coffee, it was sounding sooo good by then. so i go back to the same mcdonalds and i buy another large french vanilla iced coffee, at full price now, for $2.29 but whatever, its gonna be sooo glorious

i get back to my house and i pull into the garage and this time i leave myself more space to get out. i get out no problem but i gotta kinda finagle some stuff now to close the car door. so i do this but as i close the car door, it picks up some kind of weird alien momentum and it blingblangblow knocks the coffee out of my hand all over the floor of my garage.. again

[ ] cry
[ ] laugh
[ ] rage
[x] bastard

07-29-2014 , 10:12 AM

#3568

VarianceMinefield

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 57,722

" now to close the car door. so i do this but as i close the car door, it picks up some kind of weird alien momentum"

hmmmmm skeptical

07-29-2014 , 10:31 AM

#3569

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,888

Bobo should look up the email and tell the truth

Hi I bumped into soandso he mentioned you worked here and were divorced and I was thinking about you and wanted to see how you were doing

Ps if you handwrite the letter she will recognize your handwriting