The Pub - April Fools 2014 (LC) Featuring Metsandfinsfan's schmeckel - Page 4

Last night I put my phone on the loudest setting and put it right next to my ear as a vain attempt at the alarm waking up at a reasonable time and I had almost got to sleep but then BING mets trolling me on twitter about my dating life.

04-01-2014 , 01:53 PM

#78

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,212

Baseball is here!

Hoping the Rangers do well this year. They got their swings in yesterday but they didn't get any **** pitching.

04-01-2014 , 01:58 PM

#79

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,137

man i hope the greedy rapists in my area manipulate the ball better than the greedy rapists in other areas this season. it's so important to my life.

04-01-2014 , 02:21 PM

#80

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,089

Today I saved a nickel each by buying 10 50lb bags of beans at Costco. There was a limit of 10 per day, so I'll be going back each day and restocking! $150 a year baby! I also bought my 12th tablet of the week! 2 more and I'll have one for AM and one for PM for each day of the week! Yeah baby!

04-01-2014 , 02:25 PM

#81

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,089

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

Baseball is here!

Hoping the Rangers do well this year. They got their swings in yesterday but they didn't get any **** pitching.

Yours is so much better than mine

04-01-2014 , 02:35 PM

#82

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,212

I see your bitcoins are getting abused. Still shilling for that Seals with Clubs poker room?

04-01-2014 , 02:36 PM

#83

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Wtf

04-01-2014 , 02:38 PM

#84

Kaze13

call me jeff

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 38,424

i glossed over the mark k post but i figured it out on the marknfw one

well played

04-01-2014 , 02:39 PM

#85

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,089

I couldn't find the damn rollercoaster avatar

04-01-2014 , 02:41 PM

#86

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,243

Quote:

Originally Posted by marknfw

Wtf

04-01-2014 , 02:42 PM

#87

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,828

I've decided I don't want my fried eggs to smell like coconuts.

04-01-2014 , 02:44 PM

#88

IBeDrummin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,443

Bacon fat is the way to go.

04-01-2014 , 02:46 PM

#89

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

The only way I really like fried eggs is in a sandwich with bacon and maybe a sausage or two, too.

04-01-2014 , 02:58 PM

#90

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,212

Tonight, I'm off to play poker at the local women's Auxiliary club held at a retirement center near my house. I get to win money from the lady's.

They are still trying to get me to participate this:

Dallas Women's Auxiliary Fashion Show

Hanging with the Bush women. **** yeah!

04-01-2014 , 03:07 PM

#91

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Life was definitely easier when I didn't have a job.

04-01-2014 , 03:10 PM

#92

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,212

But now you get to buy stuff.

04-01-2014 , 03:10 PM

#93

$5 Bill

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,231

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

If you participate, I expect pictures.

04-01-2014 , 03:16 PM

#94

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

But now you get to buy stuff.

In theory

04-01-2014 , 03:20 PM

#95

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,212

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

But now you your wife gets to buy stuff.

FMP

04-01-2014 , 03:31 PM

#96

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,773

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk

04-01-2014 , 03:36 PM

#97

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,089

Except houses. Hard to buy a house in England.

04-01-2014 , 03:37 PM

#98

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,089

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk

and begging you to post in his awwwwesome pub?

04-01-2014 , 03:39 PM

#99

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,212

On the April Fools front:

The Apple iProduct repair company iFixIt announced today that they were being acquired by Apple Computer... They even added Apple logos to the site. iFixit is known for their teardowns of just released Apple products and inexpensive repair options for damaged iphones.

It's still on their website.

www.ifixit.com

LOL