The Pub - April Fools 2014 (LC) Featuring Metsandfinsfan's schmeckel - Page 2

I have a semi-feud going with Evil Tom, but it's more of a Good vs. Evil thing than an actual feud. He keeps saying he wants to have sex with my mother.

04-01-2014 , 12:39 AM

#28

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,213

Aren't they all?

04-01-2014 , 12:43 AM

#29

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

im pretty horny myself but your mother must be really old

so i abstain

04-01-2014 , 12:44 AM

#30

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,831

She's not even Jewish!

04-01-2014 , 12:45 AM

#31

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

ive only had sex with like 3 jews i think wtf

04-01-2014 , 12:46 AM

#32

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,831

But now you're gonna date Jews exclusively, that's odd.

04-01-2014 , 12:48 AM

#33

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

what makes you say that, because i told you im going to a jewish speed dating event?

its not like i looked for it

i googled speed dating in philly and saw there was a single jewish even for 40-55 year olds on my day off and it seems like kismet!!! so i am going for it

04-01-2014 , 12:50 AM

#34

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

also nobody was talking about dating ur mom afaict

04-01-2014 , 12:50 AM

#35

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,831

If I ever remarry, it'll have to be a woman from either the Ozarks or the Appalachians. Someone who can cook biscuits and gravy and fried chicken.

04-01-2014 , 12:51 AM

#36

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

you need to start dating again if you want to remarry bro, unless you are going to order a bride

04-01-2014 , 12:53 AM

#37

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,831

The Widow Murphy and her casseroles have been leading me on for too long, good point.

04-01-2014 , 01:17 AM

#38

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

is nobody wishing me a happy half birthday?

04-01-2014 , 01:22 AM

#39

Monkey Banana

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 40,103

In for rungood. Go Rays! See you next month.

04-01-2014 , 02:36 AM

#40

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Hi, mets...like my jacket?

You look like a delinquent with a bad attitude. Like if they asked you what you were rebelling against, you'd snarl "Whaddya got."

04-01-2014 , 03:38 AM

#41

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

What's the pub title really going to be?

04-01-2014 , 06:07 AM

#42

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,643

A breakfast biscuit sounds really good right about now

04-01-2014 , 06:30 AM

#43

Gabethebabe

Malware Jedi

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 27,387

in on first page

h p y b r h a mets!

04-01-2014 , 06:33 AM

#44

Gabethebabe

Malware Jedi

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 27,387

Quote:

Originally Posted by metsandfinsfan

and nobody has heard from noah?

I hope noah is doing OK

It will not be the same to run a big mash without my loyal minion.

04-01-2014 , 07:19 AM

#45

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

If my ***** mets is throwing a party I am gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I hope everyone here is doing very well.

So where the white women at?

04-01-2014 , 07:26 AM

#46

kcaw

1st level thinker

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,186

it's Amp!

We're womenless here lately it seems, white or otherwise

04-01-2014 , 07:37 AM

#47

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,847

i love you amp in the most hetero way possible i swear to raptor christ ok maybe in a little **** way too, shhh

04-01-2014 , 07:46 AM

#48

Willi

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 41,524

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

If my ***** mets is throwing a party I am gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I hope everyone here is doing very well.

So where the white women at?

sup

do you play my google translator game if i run it again?