I'm a master at stating the obvious.

pretty awesome sunday

bubbled sunday million (1170 pay, 1174th)
4th in wsop me double shootout, AJ < AT for 75% of chips

boom for the run awesome!

yo dee em kay, you coming to LV this summer?

And if so do you need housing for Jun1-Jun10 or July1-July15!?

FK U

I've been offered stakes for FTOPS events 1, 24, and ME. If anyone wants to stake me for any others (namely 8/10/12/13/15/20/22), let me know, miniftops included

i'd like to, but the whole working-stiff thing really blows

i'm trying to win a ME seat. failing that, i may still consider coming down for a little while and play some venetian and similar events in that 200-500 range...

i can't commit to anything though. if it happens, it'd be in the july range

i'm also on an 8k downswing since mid-feb, and being that deep in makeup isn't fun

this pretty much neccessitates a ME entry IMO

**** you poker:

I hope this is a very cleverly disguised cashout brag....

nah cue was bitching about tilting and being busto in pogchat tonight.

Looks like HBE is gonna have to ship you some ramen

dude you can get like 2 FTP robes with all those points

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $174.50
BB: $65.00
UTG: $315.65
MP: $117.50
CO: $60.15
BTN: $135.90

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 5 9 3 A
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($4.00) 6 4 T (4 players)
Hero bets $3.80, BB calls $3.80, UTG calls $3.80, BTN calls $3.80

Turn: ($19.20) 7 (4 players)
Hero bets $15, BB calls $15, UTG folds, BTN raises to $78.25, Hero raises to $169.70 all in, BB folds, BTN calls $52.85 all in

River: ($296.40) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $296.40
Hero shows 5 9 3 A (a flush, Ace high)
BTN mucks 5 8 9 J
Hero wins $293.40
(Rake: $3.00)

Dealer: Game #27965008041: me wins pot ($293.40) with a flush, Ace high
x: damn u y!!!
y: that nastu
z: filled up x
y: can belieave....
y: that such
x: u played very bad....i would have won the pot..
y: he river me
x: if u didnt rasie somutch...
x: noo..noo he was ahead all the time...
y: wat only see 2 diamond
x: the u need glasses..or less beer


omahahahahahahaha imo