mets, if i final table I'll send you back your buy in

zomg i am thrilled

stars 4/180... ft right now

search "thrilled"

im getting so lucky tho

pwn it.

And DO visit the wonderful MTTF and MTTC forums if you gonna start playing MTTs...

ive been around there morn, actually quite a bit back in the day...

now most of my time is spent in pog and bbv, which has greatly improved my poker... right?

ZOMG WAS THAT AK, A6, 66, K6, OR A BLUFF??

i see you! you have 42847 chips.

a8, so i guess a bluff

HAHA i bet he had a better ace than you

awesome

$70 bad beat:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t6000 (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t164212)
BB (t105788)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, A.
Hero raises to t18000, BB raises to t105488, Hero calls t87488.

Flop: (t210976) K, T, 5 (2 players)

Turn: (t210976) 6 (2 players)

River: (t210976) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: t210976

Results in white below:
Hero has 9s Ac (one pair, sixes).
BB has 2d As (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins t105488. BB wins t105488.

2nd place out of 180/.// aint too shabby

i tried

Nice call sir. Please die.

PokerStars Game #7420293199: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/12/12 - 23:58:24 (ET)
Table 'Miranda IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: AirRaid7 ($119.85 in chips)
Seat 2: MDoranD ($135.75 in chips)
Seat 3: gooch71 ($55.50 in chips)
Seat 5: GreekyPoo ($57.85 in chips)
Seat 6: patoman ($49.90 in chips)
gooch71: posts small blind $0.50
GreekyPoo: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MDoranD [9d 7d]
patoman: folds
AirRaid7: raises $2.50 to $3.50
MDoranD: raises $7.50 to $11
gooch71: calls $10.50
GreekyPoo: folds
AirRaid7: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 8d 4d]
gooch71: bets $10
MDoranD: raises $20 to $30
gooch71: raises $14.50 to $44.50 and is all-in
MDoranD: calls $14.50
JonnyCosMo joins the table at seat #4
*** TURN *** [5s 8d 4d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8d 4d 2h] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gooch71: shows [3c 3s] (a pair of Threes)
MDoranD: mucks hand
gooch71 collected $113.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $115.50 | Rake $2
Board [5s 8d 4d 2h Kc]
Seat 1: AirRaid7 folded before Flop
Seat 2: MDoranD (button) mucked [9d 7d]
Seat 3: gooch71 (small blind) showed [3c 3s] and won ($113.50) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: GreekyPoo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: patoman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

nice preflop reraise donk

he put you on AK.

lol slowplayaments

#%@#^&*($*&%$*&*

I can't [censored] win at poker.

On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

MDoran,

Please stop trying to be so god damn tricky.

Love,
kyro

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($167.55)
SB ($318)
BB ($237.75)
UTG ($316.80)
MP ($713.35)
Hero ($1344.90)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A.
1 fold, MP raises to $12, Hero raises to $52, Button raises to $167.55, 2 folds, MP calls $155.55, Hero raises to $303.1, MP raises to $725.35, Hero calls $410.25.

Flop: ($1612.25) 2, 7, 8 (3 players)

Turn: ($1612.25) 3 (3 players)

River: ($1612.25) 5 (3 players)

Final Pot: $1612.25

Results in white below:
MP has Kc Ks (one pair, kings).
Hero has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Button has Js Jc (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $1612.25.

Shipppppppit!

OH,

hahahaha.

All,

To you haters who say SNGs are harder, I present to you my last 72 tourneys (played in sets of 9 no less).

16 1sts
13 2nds
10 3rds

ITM - 54.2%
ROI - .593
Profit: $2560.50

Hatas hate.
Playas play.

Beetches.

buy in?

Just doing the math in my head it looks like $55s?

Amp,

Very tame. I'm almost disappointed.

$55+5 on Stars.