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I've got 488 miles to go! In Rutland, VT tonight staying at the Yellow Deli's hostel. Dope joint run by some new age cult. Amazing food and they're open 24/7.

09-02-2015 , 01:08 AM

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The Moocher

Ottermandias

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more like 'can finish' imo

09-02-2015 , 01:09 AM

#53

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

I've got 488 miles to go! In Rutland, VT tonight staying at the Yellow Deli's hostel. Dope joint run by some new age cult. Amazing food and they're open 24/7.

Wow, you're closing in on the end!!! I was thinking of you the other day when on the news they had a segment about some bears pestering people on the trail in Connecticut.

09-02-2015 , 01:26 AM

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filthyvermin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

I've got 488 miles to go! In Rutland, VT tonight staying at the Yellow Deli's hostel. Dope joint run by some new age cult. Amazing food and they're open 24/7.

i walked 5 miles again today and it was soooo hard!!

09-02-2015 , 01:33 AM

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Crossnerd

quite smart as well

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you just need a long stick to catch a snake. reach out and hold it down, then grab it behind the head (optional step 3, hold close to your face and inspect for funsies)

- former garden child snake hunter

09-02-2015 , 01:43 AM

#56

kokiri

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Originally Posted by Mark_K

PM me your home address.

kplsthx

Hisssssssecret ssssanta, surely

09-02-2015 , 01:48 AM

#57

KruZe

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

what about spiders?

09-02-2015 , 01:56 AM

#58

kokiri

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Scream like a child and run.

Last edited by kokiri; 09-02-2015 at 01:57 AM. Reason: Actually, that's rats.

09-02-2015 , 02:33 AM

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Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kokiri

Scream like a child and run.

Ever have a cricket in your house? That thing will manage to piss me off way way way more than a black widow crawling up my bedroom wall.

09-02-2015 , 02:36 AM

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KruZe

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

Ever have a cricket in your house? That thing will manage to piss me off way way way more than a black widow crawling up my bedroom wall.

agree to disagree
i would take the cricket any day

09-02-2015 , 02:42 AM

#61

kokiri

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The barely detectable whine of a mosquito somewhere is super annoying.

09-02-2015 , 02:42 AM

#62

Willi

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I would not like that some people play cricket in my house.

09-02-2015 , 02:48 AM

#63

Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KruZe

agree to disagree
i would take the cricket any day

Good luck sleeping... *chirp*

Turn light on, look around, see nothing, hear nothing

turn light off, *chirp*

Meanwhile, a black widow spider is a scaredy cat that wants nothing to do with humans and would rather run and hide.

09-02-2015 , 02:49 AM

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filthyvermin

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mosquito is the worst.... unless you're talking like elephant or whale or something.

actually, now that i think about it a little more, mosquito is far from the worst.

skunk
hyena
hippo
etc

09-02-2015 , 02:50 AM

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Willi

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I bet that Moocher does not throw away his trash in hope that some raccoons or otter animals show up. Or maybe he is just lazy.

09-02-2015 , 02:53 AM

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filthyvermin

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in estonia leaving out your trash is a mating ritual to attract women

09-02-2015 , 02:55 AM

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Mark_K

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Originally Posted by filthyvermin

in estonia leaving out your trash is a mating ritual to attract women

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09-02-2015 , 02:56 AM

#68

Crossnerd

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KruZe

what about spiders?

my methods involve high-propellent poisonous sprays, heavy projectiles, and various fire applications

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

Ever have a cricket in your house? That thing will manage to piss me off way way way more than a black widow crawling up my bedroom wall.

knowing and not knowing are totally different paths to madness though

personally, i'd rather not know where the cricket is than know exactly where the black widow is

that being said, there was one cricket that managed to get inside and lived in our living room for like a week before we decided to rip everything apart and find that stupid *********** *******

09-02-2015 , 03:00 AM

#69

Crossnerd

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

if you find a cricket inside your house, there is likely only that one and it will be dead soon

if you find a black widow inside your house, you likely have major problems. they reproduce like you wouldn't believe...

09-02-2015 , 03:02 AM

#70

Mark_K

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Hmm, I hear owls hooting in trees near where I let that snake go...

Run fast, run quiet little snake.

09-02-2015 , 03:04 AM

#71

KruZe

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

"cricket in house or spider in mouth"
-esonian proverb

09-02-2015 , 03:05 AM

#72

Crossnerd

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mark's animal prejudice hierarchy:

spiders
snakes
owls
crickets

mark, you're doing it backwards

09-02-2015 , 03:08 AM

#73

Mark_K

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Barking dogs are somewhere around crickets...

09-02-2015 , 03:10 AM

#74

Willi

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When I was a kid some weird old guy barked at my direction on street.

09-02-2015 , 03:12 AM

#75

Crossnerd

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only thing worse than barking dogs is crying children

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