Ok let's just get this out of the way because it's clearly still an ongoing issue even though it's been years since anything of any relevance actually transpired.
I wish to state the following for the record:
I am insane.
I have made some monumentally huge mistakes and have done my utmost to right them.
I have also slept with more poggers (past and present) than ANYONE ELSE ON THIS FORUM, and am by my own admission a huge whore.
These are well-established facts. Please find something else to argue about. Thank you.