yes, it's a beautiful monument to empire and distraction

Waiting for your poker table is the worst first world problem

A perfect opportunity to play Kerbal Space Program *1.2*!

(Or I guess play Angry birds, flappy bird or capture a Pokemon bird)

Anyone shopping for a chromebook?

Acer Chromebook 15.6" Laptop with Intel Celeron Processor and 2GB RAM (Manufacturer Refurbished) $130!!!

35/53.

first!

I see MB is still overmodding

get a ****ing grip dude

15/53

Probably could have gotten almost all of them together then.

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature?

Ummmm.....okay.......

Bobby D is the man

Apparently Cormac McCarthy and Thomas Pynchon are less deserving of a Nobel Prize for Literature than a wheezy geezer whose actual literary output consists of Tarantula, a terrible book that I unfortunately forced myself to read 30 years ago, which is morbidly influenced in the worst possible way by Burroughs and Ginsburg or whatever stream of consciousness hipster yammering you might care to reference, and a mostly boring volume of autobiography largely concerned with inflating and obfuscating his own legend.


...manuscript nitemare of cut throat high & low & behold the prophesying blind allegiance to law fox, monthly cupid & the intoxicating ghosts of dogma… nay & may the boatmen in bathrobes be banished forever & anointed into the shelves of alive hell, the unimaginative sleep, repetition without change & fat sheriffs who watch for doom in the mattress..
-Random excerpt from Nobel prize-winning author Bob Dylan's Tarantula


I don't believe in Zimmerman.
-John Lennon

Earned it. imo

I live now in a place where I need to be pushy enough to keep contractors on schedule but not so pushy that they spite piss down my vents..

How do you guys think I'm doing :/

one of your servants is gonna have to clean a lot of spite pissed vents

Is almost like it's just a random bunch of nords picking names out of their arse. That and the whole 'progressive' angle

just booked a sofa to see this movie in a couple of week's time:



looks like a great movie and having a text service to have cocktails brought to you is pretty sweet too

Meth hasnt been kind to Harry Potter based on the thumbnail

One of my cats pissed in our return vent recently; I felt really bad about making our nanny clean it as I rubbed my surplus value over my titties*

*

Take it to the tittay rubbing thread, bub.

fyp

I clean up my slaves' piss? Awfully benevolent of me.

My cats are little ****ing *******s that boss me around and steal my ****

Sometimes they bring me gifts though and I appreciate that even if their gifts suck and typically involve entrails

I'm livin la vida no perro.

I saw the new Werner Herzog documentary 'Lo and Behold' tonight, it was so good that I don't even want any of you people to see it, except amp.

Surely they haven't run out of pups. You just takin' a break or retiring from fostering?