I have a handful of xannies and about a quarter bag of weed left. After that it's gonna be a drug-free period.

The drugs have been very helpful but it's about time to kick it raw.

Pacquiao was denied a cortisone shot in his injured left shoulder by the Nevada Athletic Commission and they further refused to let a doctor sit in his corner.

Rigged. Floyd Mayweather is a punk ass bitch.

never dont do drugs/alcohol
u should know this
guis

I discovered princess thingy gave birth again. I didn't know she was pregnant.

Also there was some fight or something.

Of the 10-12 fights of the century I can remember starting with Ali-Frazier I, this was one of the worst. Spurs-Clippers game 7, now that was the real fight.

Are we really stuck with these goddamn cutesy-wutesy musical notes for all of May? Jesus Christ.

A woman beater made 83k per second to pummel a nerd & you think there's a god or justice or a plan? Arbys: don't be stupid. Life is cruel.

wat is this 1k posts nice

If you run out of material just post other people's tweets.

-Eat at Arby's

Gold-digging whores are the wife-beaters for men.

-Bill Burr

I knew you were older than most of us, but goddamn.

Fight of the last century was the Rumble in the Jungle man.

Foreman was a goddamn monster. He ate people's children for breakfast. He was a completely different person to the smiling George Foreman Grill person he is today. He didn't give a **** back then.

Ali 32, having been stripped of his title for refusing to comply with the draft and off for nearly 4 years of his prime, had lost to Frazier and his defenses had clearly slowed.

So he invented the Rope-A-Dope. Let Zombie Foreman punish him against the ropes and wear himself down. Ali trained specifically to take the kind of vicious beating Foreman dealt out, deflecting punches off his arms and ducking and dodging the hammer-like blows while snapping jabs and scoring to Foreman's grill. And when George finally tired left an opening, Ali pounced like a mother****ing Jaguar with a flurry of blows that left Foreman's chin up and Ali busted a straight right over the top that knocked the monster clear the **** out.

ALI BOMAYE ALI BOMAYE

There are was a family with a child preparing for the child's baptism at church today. The child's name was Santiago (Saint James the patron saint of Spain). The priest commented about how that was such a great name!

I thought of you Filthy!

isn't that pic a different fight

good point pwns, that's Sonny Liston, Ali-Liston II. Fights of the century are a dime a dozen, everybody knows that.

lotsa Trials of the Century, as well

there must be a mile of shoelaces on that guy that isn't George Foreman

one of my all-time favorite documentaries is When We Were Kings, about the Ali/Foreman fight in Africa. it is real good.

Foreman beating Frazier the previous year in Jamaica was probably more of a surprise. Another fight of the century! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! -Howard Cosell

poetic license

it's a shame that modern athlete rapist bullies, don't stand up for what's right like ali did. they would rather kiss ass, hoping for endorsement deals from criminal corporations.

could you imagine one of those clowns choosing to go to prison as a moral stand against the war on terror? "aint no isis ever called me ******"

deception is the essence of journalism

I think I have still VHS tape of it. Watched it several times as a kid.

"ALI BOMAYE ALI BOMAYE" chant was really catchy.

I know I am late, but Fresh Off the Boat is pretty decent show.

I like Fresh off the boat, however, I think it's still a bit uneven in quality.

Modern Family >> Blackish > Fresh off the Boat

Cable comedies are vastly superior to the network sitcoms. Louie, Broad City, etc. Fresh Off the Boat started strong and then flagged a bit. Modern Family is way late in its run, it's pretty good for what it is. It'll go forever in reruns.