bleu cheese is the best cheese

variety is the spice of life

cinnamon imo!

I like watching bleu cheese.

Blue cheese is awful

All fridges need two things: sweet baby ray's, and mother****in RANCH

more for me

and sriracha

what the hell is ranch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

rooster sauce is obviously fantastic

that sounds ghastly. Why would you want to do that to a salad?

so it doesnt taste like a salad anymore

I don't eat moldy bread so I don't eat moldy cheese

that may be true but I know I said it before I saw you say it

bread sucks and cheese is awesome

Pub Game

Identify the books by their first line:

1. It was love at first sight.

2. In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains.

3. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

4. Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

5. Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

6. Midway in our life's journey, I went astray from the straight road and woke to find myself alone in a dark wood.

7. It is this day three hundred and forty-eight years six months and nineteen days that the good people of Paris were awakened by a grand pealing from all the bells in the three districts of the Cite, the Universite, and the Ville.

8. Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were - Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter.

9. If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die.

10. There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

traditional hide and seek has major flaws

if you're really good at hiding, you run into the situation I always had as a little kid where I would basically just be sitting somewhere not moving and I wouldn't even know who was it as other people got caught

eventually I would get bored and come out

how is sitting in one place and not moving or making a sound playing a game? it's not much fun

being it isn't much fun either. You have to look for people but you don't want to stray too far from the home base. So you have to play it slow and stupid and be the ass everyone laughs at. And you get no excitement because no one is chasing you and the only danger is failing and having to do it again

then there's the home base problem. The action in hide and seek is usually short and quick as someone makes a dash from their hiding place to the base. If they succeed, they are rewarded with sitting around and watching, so again success means boredom

then there are problems based on mismatches. Usually the slowest and least athletic or least clever people end up as it sooner rather than later, at which point some people will not even feel a need to hide (hiding is boring anyway). So the "it" finishes counting, and looks up and there I am, standing at a safe distance. If he tries to come get me, I will just go a different way and get back to the base for free.

It's a pretty weak game.


That 3-person predator and prey thing is a completely different experience. I don't think I've ever had as much fun playing a physical game. The only reason we stopped playing that is because it's dangerous as ****. After I broke my tooth jumping off the second level in the dark and hitting my face on a wooden rail, we realized how easy it was for someone to get seriously hurt playing that game.

by all accounts, human flesh is disgusting and only sick or starving animals will eat it

even sharks, whose stomachs will often contain things like boots, tires and license plates rarely attack humans and usually only because those humans are wearing a wetsuit aka seal costume and thrashing around like an injured animal

1/57

2.

you're thinking of horse

basketball involves a lot of physical contact

that awkward moment when a zombie shambles by groaning "braaaains" and then walks right past me

3.



5.

One of 3 books I have in home and I have read in my life.

yeah, some people put ranch on everything here

e.g. french fries and pizza

it's pretty good on pizza