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I wonder how crazy TL's flatmate(s) think we all are?

they room with TL, must have a high threshold

Systo,

Does she do anal threesomes? Because I am starting to think maybe we are the naive ones.

If $800 is all you lost, consider it a fair price for what you learned. I once paid $900 to learn that blackjack is the devil and I consider that lesson worth it.

Also, you're not the first person to be blinded by wishful thinking. It happens.

At first, I thought Erin sounded bad with the ultimatum thing, but $50k/year is not an unreasonable expectation at all.

No one else can tell you what to do here. On one hand, I've always believed in the importance of pursuing your passion, but you need to find a way to make a living too. If you can find a way to make money from music, that would be ideal but if not, you might need to compromise and get a "day job" kind of career to pay the bills while pursuing your music interests in your free time. That's pretty much what I have to do: pursue a less important (to me) career while writing my books on the side.

Hit me up if you want to chat.

You gotta think that, at least on some level, Systo puts up with all this because he's hoping to be the meat in a twin sandwich.

I was moving a wooden thingy last night and saw a spider on it

when I smacked it, it curled up into a ball and slowly lowered itself with it's webline (no limbs moving)

it was pretty hilarious

i was lying in bed today and i saw a pretty big spider lowering itself right on top of me.

+1

but because of that, there's also a very good chance I'll never get married

did you spill your curds and whey?

Actually no, and I mean that with 100% honesty. Its a touchy subject because I know that she is constantly comparing herself to Ashley. She has gotten drunk once and talked about wanting to do some things with her and me together, but she was obviously intoxicated, and much to the chagrin of many of you here, I wasnt going to take advantage of my intoxicated girlfriend, and theres a really good chance that Ashley would have slapped me and kicked me out of the house if I had tried to oblige Erin anyway.... not to mention that Ashley has a boyfriend she has been with for 2 years as it is.

Frankly its pretty weird dating a girl who has a twin, especially considering that Erin is physically attractive. It REALLY goes to show that love is more than looks though, because I'm not attracted to Ashley at all.

I think Erin tests me sometimes, making off the cuff remarks about how I should find Ashley just as attractive as her and whatnot... I just avoid the subject entirely. Its a big insecurity for both of them, I feel, and I don't want to get involved.

hit me up filthy I'm in the market for a used tuffet

I keep having this vision of her dad confronting him.

Dad: Are you having sex with my daughter!!!!!
Systo: No sir. We only do anal.
Dad: Well, that's ok - continue on.

Bahahahahahahahaha

Hes basically given her 'permission' to do whatever she wants with me anyway. He likes me a lot and told me he already views me as a son.

Furthermore, why is this anal thing still going on?

I havent given you guys any details about what we do and dont do. All I have said is that we do some things but shes still a virgin. Im going to dodge all specifics no matter what they are.