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06-11-2012 , 08:23 PM
You gotta think that, at least on some level, Systo puts up with all this because he's hoping to be the meat in a twin sandwich.
06-11-2012 , 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
****ity balls. I'm not really afraid of spiders but when you find a big one crawling on you and no idea how it got there it isn't fun. Now it's in my bed I think, lol.
I was moving a wooden thingy last night and saw a spider on it

when I smacked it, it curled up into a ball and slowly lowered itself with it's webline (no limbs moving)

it was pretty hilarious
06-11-2012 , 08:34 PM
i was lying in bed today and i saw a pretty big spider lowering itself right on top of me.
06-11-2012 , 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDean1
There's a 0% chance I'm ever getting divorced.
+1

but because of that, there's also a very good chance I'll never get married
06-11-2012 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by filthyvermin
i was lying in bed today and i saw a pretty big spider lowering itself right on top of me.
did you spill your curds and whey?
06-11-2012 , 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Swiitch
You gotta think that, at least on some level, Systo puts up with all this because he's hoping to be the meat in a twin sandwich.
Actually no, and I mean that with 100% honesty. Its a touchy subject because I know that she is constantly comparing herself to Ashley. She has gotten drunk once and talked about wanting to do some things with her and me together, but she was obviously intoxicated, and much to the chagrin of many of you here, I wasnt going to take advantage of my intoxicated girlfriend, and theres a really good chance that Ashley would have slapped me and kicked me out of the house if I had tried to oblige Erin anyway.... not to mention that Ashley has a boyfriend she has been with for 2 years as it is.

Frankly its pretty weird dating a girl who has a twin, especially considering that Erin is physically attractive. It REALLY goes to show that love is more than looks though, because I'm not attracted to Ashley at all.

I think Erin tests me sometimes, making off the cuff remarks about how I should find Ashley just as attractive as her and whatnot... I just avoid the subject entirely. Its a big insecurity for both of them, I feel, and I don't want to get involved.
06-11-2012 , 08:38 PM
hit me up filthy I'm in the market for a used tuffet
06-11-2012 , 08:41 PM
I keep having this vision of her dad confronting him.

Dad: Are you having sex with my daughter!!!!!
Systo: No sir. We only do anal.
Dad: Well, that's ok - continue on.
06-11-2012 , 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by biggerboat
I keep having this vision of her dad confronting him.

Dad: Are you having sex with my daughter!!!!!
Systo: No sir. We only do anal.
Dad: Well, that's ok - continue on.
Bahahahahahahahaha

Hes basically given her 'permission' to do whatever she wants with me anyway. He likes me a lot and told me he already views me as a son.
06-11-2012 , 08:44 PM
Furthermore, why is this anal thing still going on?

I havent given you guys any details about what we do and dont do. All I have said is that we do some things but shes still a virgin. Im going to dodge all specifics no matter what they are.
06-11-2012 , 08:44 PM
I take full responsiblity for the vicious ass rumors.
06-11-2012 , 08:45 PM
so you're not denying it...
06-11-2012 , 08:45 PM
Or him walking in and being like:

"WTF ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!!!!"

"...dont worry Mr. Erin's dad its in her butt...."
06-11-2012 , 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
I take full responsiblity for the vicious ass rumors.
Nah, I think its hilarious

Its like I have a cheering section or something
06-11-2012 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by biggerboat
The deal is that your conscious rational self is never the issue. The struggle is that people have "stuff". All those things that happened in your childhood, all those mommy and daddy issues, all those personality defects that everyone has. Both people in the relationship have them. They get magnified to the nth degree when you become serious. So, each person has to work hard on harnessing this "stuff" that has detrimental effects on the relationship. On the other side, each person has to learn how to deal with the other person's "stuff" which is really really hard.
so true

that's why I'm looking for someone who knows how ****ed up I am and wouldn't want me any other way

and vice versa of course
06-11-2012 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by iversonian
so you're not denying it...
Look if you want to 'assume' that we have had anal sex, you have to assume that we have done every single possible sexual act that doesnt include penis-to-vagina penetration

And that is an EXTREMELY broad category
06-11-2012 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Systolic
Look if you want to 'assume' that we have had anal sex, you have to assume that we have done every single possible sexual act that doesnt include penis-to-vagina penetration

And that is an EXTREMELY broad category
did you do it in a box?
did you do it with a fox?
in the rain?
on a train?
06-11-2012 , 08:50 PM
I think too many people are getting hung up on the "make $50k or go **** yourself" part of the story.

She seems to be very money conscious and has a certain minimum of life she wants to maintain for her family. Systo has admitted that he hasnt held a "real" job before, has dropped out of school and had the scam happen. I think she has legitimate concerns.

FWIW, I get why people are trolling Systo, but I think it took a lot for him to come back here with his tail tucked between his legs and admit that basically everyone on POG was right. Give him some credit for that.
06-11-2012 , 08:53 PM
I was never opposed to 50k.

Its basically the threshold of having a real job.
06-11-2012 , 08:57 PM
sun, lets play some chess
06-11-2012 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Anarchist
i have so much free time now. what hobby should i pick up?
learn to play electric mandolin
06-11-2012 , 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by J.D.
I think too many people are getting hung up on the "make $50k or go **** yourself" part of the story.

She seems to be very money conscious and has a certain minimum of life she wants to maintain for her family. Systo has admitted that he hasnt held a "real" job before, has dropped out of school and had the scam happen. I think she has legitimate concerns.

FWIW, I get why people are trolling Systo, but I think it took a lot for him to come back here with his tail tucked between his legs and admit that basically everyone on POG was right. Give him some credit for that.
Thanks. I really appreciate that. I've heard a **** ton of 'I told you so's over the last few weeks, and honestly it is really embarrassing to have to admit how much I screwed up and got conned.
06-11-2012 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Moocher
sun, lets play some chess
ok, I'm on chess.com

you're probably a lot better than me
06-11-2012 , 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu
ok, I'm on chess.com

you're probably a lot better than me
ready and waiting for you to appear on my 'friends' tab, i'm ready to go
06-11-2012 , 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
I was never opposed to 50k.

Its basically the threshold of having a real job.
For a computer guy such as yourself maybe

      
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