It is when I no longer have my 2003 email account.
Anyway, my broskie is taking care of it.
Mod note: Myself (SGT RJ) and Bobo Fett are also trying to help out with the stranded user backlog. BF's email is listed under his profile, and I can be reached at email@example.com. Please provide as much proof as possible to demonstrate that you are the owner of the account you are trying to access: registration email address (even if you can't access it), DOB, infraction/warning history, people who will vouch for you (along with contact info for them if necessary), anything else you can think of that make it obvious that you own the main account.
And another mod is willing to help out as well (thanks gtpitch!):
Just posting to let everyone know I've helped restore a few accounts for people so far and will be glad to help sgt and bobo.