i'm 43, born and raised in san francisco california. i'm a poker player/actor, single with no kids.

i spend most of my time lying in bed watching tv, yet somehow still manage to have an at least somewhat interesting life.

ask me anything

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so you know all my stories are FACTs

Describe your last "respectable" job.

By which I mean, one where you get a pay stub printed by ADT.

1. if you were kicked out of sf where would you move

2. do you a troll a lot in pog like we all think you do or are you actually that unaware/ignorant of so many common things

3. write a 2 paragraph argument making the case that george w bush was worse than hitler

What kind of acting jobs have you had? What is the best/worst gigs you've had?

Do you want to ever get married? Have kids?

When do you plan to be rich enough to stop working for the rest of your life?

Do you expect to become a father still?

i don't know what ADT is. am i supposed to know that? i did get a normal pay check in 2009, maybe even 2010? it was at an afterschool program for kids aged 5-11. i played kickball, connect four, and helped them with homework. it was actually a great job.

before that i had a nervous breakdown and quit my job at a media consulting firm. that might be more what you mean by "respectable". it was total soul suck waste of life, bend over to the man, office job

1. i'd probably go to LA, lots of acting work and good poker. good weather, but the driving is terrible. great things is no matter where i live it will seam cheap after SF prices.

2. almost all of what i say is almost all true. kind of lincoln's speach.

3. i kinda like george w. i loved how he would get words wrong all the time and do things like try to go through the door that wouldn't open, and drop his dog. BUT he did steal unimaginable wealth and give it to the bankers, and start a couple of illegal immoral wars.

i could be wrong of course, but it seems to me hitler was trying to make the world a better place. ldo he was misguided and almost single handedly caused the greatest death the planet has ever seen. but in his mind at least, his fight was for the world. it seems to me that george w's fight was for his himself, his own comfort.

i THINK i could argue that bin laden's cause was more just than george w's. but they are both villains.

i've done over 20 plays, and maybe 15 films. but nothing even close to big. i've made less than 5k lifetime from acting work.

most glamorous one was i got flown to london and was the star and had people take care of me. that was sooooooo much fun!

my favorite role ever was when i played the village idiot in a play.

worst one ever was this creepy guy wanted me to do a scene where i was masturbating like the famous scene in fast times at ridgemont high. it was nothing graphic, but the director really gave me the creeps. it was when i was first starting out, so i did it. but now i would refuse.

my first ever film was maybe the most fun. at first i was mortified! i had to be in nothing but tighty whities and they were too small!! and i was surrounded by models who were laughing at me but i got used to it, and by the end of the day i was running through the hills basically naked, having a great time. and werner herzog worked on that movie. i didn't know who he was at the time i'm ashamed to say.

to the right woman, absolutely. but it hasn't happened yet, and i'm getting on in years.
i stopped working almost 15 years ago. i decided money wasn't worth slaving my life away doing something i didn't enjoy. i had a nice home and car and gf and all that. but when i quite my job, i lost it all. my gf left and i moved into my friend's guest house/shack. for about 10 years i survived on probably 50k total. then i made a boatload of money playing poker.

i doubt i'll be a father. but i love kids. my 3 year old niece lives next door and i take care of her all the time ever since she was born. and most of my friends have babies. i'm happy to spend time with all of them. our group is like a big family

Cool, would you disclose which is the most well-known movie you've been in?

And yet he would go on to make a film about your life. Fate is a funny old thing...

favorite taylor swift song?

it's gotta be grizzly man sadly, i am shockingly similar to timothy treadwell. i had forgotten until roo reminded me



i've never been in a movie that has even been a tiny bit known but i can post some clips later

Which 3 poggers would you date?

How many actresses/coworkers? have you banged?

Anyone that we would have heard of?

if you could ask yourself a question, what would it be?

If I gave you $100, could you turn it into $200 for me?

What are the 3 things that you could most knowledgibly lecture about

i had a bit of a crush on timelady and flirted with her, but she knew better than to give me the time of day. she was always nice to me though and i still think of her quite fondly.

xnerd is a babe and i love her platonically. we had a bit of a fight when it was discovered that i woudln't have sex with her to save her life we'd have a rocking good time if we went on a date though!

i'd steal treep away from her man in a minute if i had the chance!

i've kissed over 20 of them... i think. i lost count. i think it's close to 20. but i haven't had sex with any of them. and they were all stage kisses except for a couple. no one you heard of, but one girl did get a national commercial.

one time i was doing a scene for class with a girl, and we were playing husband and wife, but there was no kissing in the scene. we were rehearsing before class and she said "i want to try something" and she kissed me. then she said "i wasn't acting". i was flustered. i was like "uhhhh....... ahhhh.... i'm flattered, but i have a girlfriend" and she burst into tears. then about a half hour later we had to perform in front of class, and she was a complete wreck. and the teacher had no idea that she kissed me, and the teacher ripped into her for a terrible job in the scene. and she burst into tears again.

i actually felt violated. there is a trust in acting. you have to count on your partner. you have to be vulnerable to them and trust them. she violated that trust and i was pretty upset about it.

i'd probably ask about crazy stories from my childhood

i could make $100 doing my job. but i imagine you could just as easily do your job and give the profit to me too.

buffy the vampire slayer

acting

modern misconception that we need to waste our lives working BS jobs

Do you like any other Joss Whedon works?

What do you define as BS jobs? Some might argue that without the chumps who do 'meaningless' desk work, the economy wouldn't be what it is today. Thoughts?

i love firefly! angel is a joke of a show, but season 5 is actually really good! arguably even joss whedon's best season of tv. i love dr horrible and can't wait for the new material.

i tried dollhouse but quit after a couple episodes.

a bs job is any job you do for the money and/or because society/family/gf/wife tell you you have to. i can't tell you how much that infuriates me. obviously the world would be a very different place if we didn't have people who went around laying cable and building engines and digging ditches and all that. and maybe it would be a much worse place. it's highly unlikely there would be 7 billion of us. but who is to say we are happier now than if we lived like cavemen?

i've known some laborers who had "miserable jobs" and were very very happy people, way happier than me living my life of leisure. i envy them. i couldn't do it. when i worked a job i didn't enjoy i was literally suicidal.

my way of life is not for everyone ldo. i'm grateful there are different kinds of people who live different kinds of lives

it's a very interesting topic. for example what do you say to someone who has, say, 2 kids and a wife that's not working, and the only job he can get is at a pointless job. It's not something he enjoys, but it pays the bills. Does this fall under the 'society expects this of him' regime?

btw firefly rocks

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