It'd be funny if all the Kendrick supporters shouting "relevance" in her thread are voting Nolan here. JLaw is the biggest female movie star in the world. Nolan is an unknown host on a network no one gets.
It'd be funny if all the Kendrick supporters shouting "relevance" in her thread are voting Nolan here.
A good point, but I'd argue that the relevance gulf is bigger in the AK matchup. Katie Nolan at least has her personality on display and a legit social media footprint.
That said, JLaw is a force that kinda has to advance and I'm leaning towards her. If only Nolan was up against any of these other randoms, it'd be a much easier decision.
can someone teach me how to make gifs out of youtube videos, if thats possible? or if there exists some master internet person who can clip together all of katie's viewer email dances, I'm sure that would win it
#teamNolan
Last edited by plubius; 02-17-2015 at 06:07 PM.
Reason: if you need gifs, post the youtube links ITT and I can make them
Why you should vote for Katie Nolan to not only advance this round, but to win Miss POG
So the current vote count has Katie down by 10. Big deal? I think not. People seem to think that Jennifer Lawrence should win because she is all relevant.
There are many arguments I could make about why Katie Nolan should be Miss POG. She's a bit of a jack of all trades, if you will. I could emphasize some traits over others, but then some of you would say "but thats not what Miss POG is about, this is..."
So instead I want you to think about what Miss POG means to you. What traits are the most important? Below, I have presented all of the great traits that Katie possesses, so just scroll to the traits you care about most. She's got it all. Let's dive in.
In this clip, Katie tells jokes and gets hit by snowballs every time the joke isn't funny. Watch her reactions after each joke as she waits to see if she will get hit or not:
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IV. Fun/Coolness
Here is Katie chugging six beers at once:
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Here is a gif of Katie talking about scissoring other women:
This will only appeal to 1% of you, maybe less. So for the other 99% who don't care about this, just ignore it.
But for the one person who does care, here is Katie addressing a serious issue in an awesome way.
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Argument
Warning: This contains words, not pictures or gifs.
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We have to think about what we want Miss POG to mean. Do we want it to be superficial? Do we want to pick the most famous? The hottest? Is it enough to say that Katie isn't an actress and she isn't a model, so she can't win?
No, thats not what Miss POG means to me. This contest is about finding a star, someone who is under appreciated. Someone who is uniquely suited to represent POG. Someone who is more than just a face or a body, more than just a movie she's been in, but someone who actually has a personality. Someone you would want to hang out with; someone you'd watch football and drink beer with. And of course, someone who also has a nice face and body.
There is no one in this contest I would rather have a beer with than Katie Nolan. She is all that's right in the world. Critics have pointed to her "lack of relevance." But she has her own show on fox sports (a channel you probably do have even if you don't know it). She is more prominent when exciting sports are going on (i.e. NFL, MLB, NBA/NHL playoffs, March Madness - but this is the middle of February).
Relevance isn't what matters; Taylor Swift didn't win last round and she is by far the most relevant.
There is also a perceived lack of talent, even though Katie works live without a director and without editing, and she does this several times a week. She has plenty of talent.
Ultimately, she should win because she is cool. She has a great personality, is funny, watches sports, etc. And she is also hot. Jlaw is plenty talented and relevant or whatever you want to say, but she isn't hotter than Katie. She isn't as unique as Katie.
Vote for the girl you would rather hang out with. The girl you would rather play puzzles and other games with. The girl you would rather watch sports with. The girl you would rather drink with. The girl you would rather ****. The girl you would rather marry.
Vote for Katie.
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And finally, whether you bothered to read this tl;dr post and still aren't on board, whether you didn't read this at all, whether you've already cast your vote.
Here is a message to all the haters, from Katie herself: