You pick up some stuff.

Exits: U, NW and E.
Inventory: 4 silver coins, a 10 foot pole, a fire extinguisher, a wrench.
Status: Badly encumbered.

well long and short, (blah blah i can ramble forever but these are spoilers so shhh dont' tempt me)

tl;dr i have no idea what i'm doing and you're on my starship now sonny so buckle up

as for level, i can't reveal that without spoilers, so just experiment and you'll figure it out... maybe!?

> Loot corpse, equip 10 foot pole, walk north, bonk bright_sensor over the head, take bright_sensor's stuff, drop 10 foot pole, walk east, buy lamp, walk west, walk south, walk south, walk south, sit throne.

are you sure I have the 10 foot pole? It wasn't in my room, but in domer's room.

you're paying TOO MUCH attention...

> laugh hahahahahahaha

I picked up the ****ing pole

>tell clown to suck my cock

Go west
Loot corpse
Go east
Go south
Have sex with dead mermaid
Go west
Put coin in coinslot
Take a defensive stance and react to anything that happens with lightning speed

> Respawn
> N
> W
> Equip sword from my dead body
> E
> Cut out Minotaur heart
> Unwrap chocolate coins
> Eat heart and chocolate
> Guard room

You pick up another 10 foot pole and 2 more silver coins. Man, there's been a lot of murder in here! You walk around and find yourself in the down stairwell. You put a coin in the coin slot and a pair of old boots pops out of the wall. They smell terrible.

Exits: N, S and W.
Inventory: 22 silver coins, an iron key, Excalibur (equipped), Boots of Wallphasing (unequipped, encumbered), a 10 foot pole (encumbered).
Status: Level 2 Monster Slayer.

The chocolate and heart are quite delicious! You feel full. You're in the minotaur's room on guard. There are exits east into a room with a lamp vending stone giant and an exit further east, west into a room with three levers pulled and an exit further south, and south into the starting room.

Exits: E, S and W.
Inventory: Excalibur (equipped).
Status: Lv 2 Gourmand.

LOL nick

domer this is how you troll this game

Go down the stairs

Go to the north

Inspect the room while being careful of the pit

Pick up any objects found

> Take Minotaur's axe
> E
> Buy lamp
> Start small talk with giant

> what do you mean, a mantle lamp or an electrical one?

The giant won't hit you as long as you don't try to take a lamp without paying. He's (it's?) either unable or unwilling to speak to you. If you try to go past him, he stops you with his enormous stone hand.

You're in the lamp vending giant's room. There's an exit east past the giant, but he's blocking it. To the west you can see the minotaur's room with exits further east and south.

Exits: W.
Inventory: Minotaur's Axe (equipped), Excalibur (encumbered).
Status: Lv 2 Gourmand.

You sputter your question. The clown looks thoughtful for a moment.

"It's like a kerosene lamp, you know, with a wick and you can turn the little knob to make the flame larger or shorter?" He's got one eye closed and he's holding the bat high over his head, aimed at your noggin.

Exits: Choking.
Inventory: 10 foot pole (equipped), 3 silver coins.
Status: Extreme danger.

> I know where you can find one, but first you must answer me these questions three... what's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Ask who the person is, where to find a rope, and how deep the pit is.

Put coin in slot on the wall

"Well I don't know that." he waits a moment, looking up a little and strangling you till you nearly black out, then seems to decide he's safe and resumes speaking, letting you breath a little.

"Now, where do you find a lamp, upstairs or downstairs?" The clown is focusing on a spot on your forehead just between your eyes and about an inch and a half above your eyebrows.

Exits: Choking.
Inventory: 10 foot pole (equipped), 3 silver coins.
Status: Extreme danger.

"My name's Sammy Wong, I'm a Vampire Hunter. I don't know where to find a rope! I don't know how deep the pit is. I fell in and landed on a ledge, it looks like, but I must've hit my head... can't remember."

You stick a coin in the slot. A bundle of rope pops out of the wall. It's 25 feet long. To the south you can see a room with a broken vending machine and stairs leading up and an exit east.

Exits: D and S.
Inventory: 21 silver coins, an iron key, Excalibur (equipped), Boots of Wallphasing (unequipped, encumbered), a 10 foot pole (encumbered).
Status: Level 2 Monster Slayer.

> Equip sword
> W
> Grab coins from corpses
> S
> Grab coins from corpses
> W
> Search room, take any
> Upstairs
> Throw coin to distract fish
> Into clown room
> Put sword to clown's throat as he's busy with Nick. Tell him to drop the bat or die. Take bat. Throw it into the fish room. Let Nick and the clown to settle their differences.
> Search room. Take any useful items (and all coins from corpses)
> Eat two coins.

Pick up rope and tie to the end of the pole.

Tie a boot to the other end of rope

Lower the boot down into the hole

Tell Sammy to put the lotion in the boot

"I can't reach it. Swing it around some, or dip it lower. Do you have another rope? Maybe it's too short." Sammy sounds anxious to be out of the hole. "What's 'lotion?'" he finally asks after huffing and puffing as if he were jumping to reach the boot.

Exits: S and D.
Inventory: 21 silver coins, an iron key, Excalibur (encumbered), Boots of Wallphasing (unequipped, encumbered), a 10 foot Boots of Wallphasing lure'd fishingpole, 25 feet (8 meters/6 kilos) (equipped, encumbered).
Status: Level 2 Skinwearing Psychopath.

"Sorry Sam I'll be back in a little bit"

Pull up the boot, untie it from the rope and the rope from the pole

Equip sword

Go South

Go into the room with the drawbridge

Search the room and pick up anything found

> I think you're looking for Jay, he has your lamp imo

>respawn
>get a pole
>find jay and offer to be meatshield for any future purpose

Come find me

We can mess with sammy some more