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Originally Posted by domer2
This is also an acqui-hire as one of the primary components of Tesla that we are interested in is ELON MUSK, the visionary CEO of Tesla. The real life inspiration for Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark character.
With Elon Musk on board, Apple's cash hoard will be deployed to immediately start building the Tesla HYPERLOOP:
What's a Tesla HYPERLOOP you ask? Imagine a train being shot out of a cannon through a tube...and you have the Hyperloop. Elon Musk has designed most of it, and laboratories have said it can hypothetically work.
Say goodbye to unsafe, time-consuming air travel. We'll be hopping the globe in tubes riding on gusts of air. The first proposed corridor is Los Angeles to San Francisco where the travel time would be around 30 minutes, however that'll take decades to get approved & built because lolCalifornia so we will immediately start building mock-ups in China because they're open to pretty much anything and we can work on safety issues on the fly. As Tesla Hyperloops are built between major metropolises, we may be able to eliminate much of the regional & transcontinental air travel within 20 years.
Companies so far:
Apple Inc.
Facebook Inc.
Tesla Motors
After a few months of red tape, the CEO of Domerica, Elon Musk, is pleased to announce that the plans to build the Hyperloop are underway. At my behest, the greatest state in the history of the world is the tentative location: