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03-14-2017 , 05:37 PM
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Seven of you decided to send me a list of comedy things to fit my criteria.

In alphabetical order you were:

Bloobird
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The categories were in numerical order:

1). A comedy song
2). Some new or old comedy (2015 & newer or 1980 & older)
3). Clean comedy (No cursing whatsoever)
4). Filthy comedy (Either lots of cursing or very edgy subject matter)
5). Deadpan comedy or improvised comedy
6). A comedy character
7). A female comedian
8). Free choice
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03-14-2017 , 05:41 PM
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03-14-2017 , 05:49 PM
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Since there are 7 of you I'm hopefully not going to have too much problem revealing this.

The scoring will be as follows:

7th place get eiπ+1 points
6th place will score 6.6x10-34 points
5th place will score ln(2) points
4th place will score 0! points
3rd place will score e points
2nd place will score π points
1st place will score ee-1 points
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03-14-2017 , 05:56 PM
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In 7th place with 0 points is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqWHidMPsvo
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Lonely Island - My Pants


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I normally really dig Lonely Island but this is not one of their stronger songs to put it mildly. I barely think it qualifies as a song. It's 29 seconds long, it's not funny and it's not musically good or interesting. Pretty much a big fail for me as a stand alone piece of music. I'm guessing that this maybe has some context within some album or something bigger? I would hope so anyway
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03-14-2017 , 06:02 PM
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In 6th place with a score of Plank's constant is this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZS2-4-iUJ4

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The Firm - Star Trekkin


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Stuff that I'm familiar with I'm probably going to score lower than I would otherwise. I will certainly downgrade things if I'm REALLY likely to have heard it. On top of all that I don't like this song. It's silly and annoying and I don't think that this is really comedy. It's meant to be fun, not funny. Fun Fact: Someone I know had a sex challenge CD at university. Essentially it was a CD full of the worst songs possible to have sex to and you'd have to see if you could not let it put you off. Track 1 was this song and track 3 was a crying baby. So in conclusion, it's very well known, not funny and not sexy.
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03-14-2017 , 06:04 PM
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03-14-2017 , 06:06 PM
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Fun Fact: Someone I know had a sex challenge CD at university. Essentially it was a CD full of the worst songs possible to have sex to and you'd have to see if you could not let it put you off. Track 1 was this song and track 3 was a crying baby. So in conclusion, it's very well known, not funny and not sexy.
By far the funniest thing itt so far
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03-14-2017 , 06:08 PM
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In 5th place with 0.693... points is this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_HhqcbF_0

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Psychostick - Girl Direction


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This isn't my sort of music. I imagine that the sort of person who's into WWE likes this kind of music, but alas this is not me. At least it's not too long. I think the comedy element of it was decent which is a huge step up on the previous two entries, if that's any consolation.
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03-14-2017 , 06:10 PM
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Yeah, eyebooger, WWE sucks!!!!!!
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03-14-2017 , 06:12 PM
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HE'S NOT ACTUALLY WEARING PANTS DON'T YOU GET IT????? Cracks me up every time.

I suppose I should have submitted JUST 2 GUYS, or I'M ON A BOAT, which me & my wife actually played right after we got married, on a boat.

I wasn't actually planning on submitting a full entry at that point, though. I actually thought there would be a ton of entries, too, so something short might be welcome.
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03-14-2017 , 06:15 PM
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I have to say, I'm loving the roasting of everyone's submissions so far
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03-14-2017 , 06:16 PM
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In 4th place with an entire point we have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

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Van Vuuren Bros - A SONG ABOUT BIRDS


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Huge step up in quality to this song. I'd actually call this song pretty good and I enjoyed listening to it. The musical quality is very amateurish, but you don't always need a well produced track for it to be funny. I'm a sucker for this sort of track anyways but the subject matter I didn't relate to very strongly. I imagine that this song means more to you because experienced these birds in Oz, but for me it's the first I'm hearing of them. ****ing **** of a bird.
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03-14-2017 , 06:19 PM
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HE'S NOT ACTUALLY WEARING PANTS DON'T YOU GET IT????? Cracks me up every time.

I suppose I should have submitted JUST 2 GUYS, or I'M ON A BOAT, which me & my wife actually played right after we got married, on a boat.

I wasn't actually planning on submitting a full entry at that point, though. I actually thought there would be a ton of entries, too, so something short might be welcome.
If you wanted to submit random album filler from Lonely Island then I think you should have gone for this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM

If anyone else really likes this song btw then feel free to chime in with your opinion (or any other song opinions welcomed too)
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03-14-2017 , 06:20 PM
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03-14-2017 , 06:21 PM
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If you wanted to submit random album filler from Lonely Island then I think you should have gone for this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM

If anyone else really likes this song btw then feel free to chime in with your opinion (or any other song opinions welcomed too)
Hmm, this is going to go poorly. I think that's the worst Lonely Island thing I've heard...
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03-14-2017 , 06:26 PM
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Unpopular? opinion:
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Lonely Island is classic bad unimaginative American humour. They're not the worst, just a poor man's Flight of the Conchord
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03-14-2017 , 06:26 PM
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In 3rd place with 2.71... points is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c

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Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay


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An oldie but a goodie. This song is great and the only reason it's as low as 3rd is because I'm so familiar with it already. I think Stephen Lynch is a great musician. He's got a great voice, can write a damn funny song and is competent with a guitar. I think it's funny and it's great writing. You don't see the jokes coming a mile away and there aren't any nonsensical lines put in there just because "it rhymes". Good submission and hard luck that I'm so familiar with it.
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03-14-2017 , 06:27 PM
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In b4 Bloodhound Gang #1
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03-14-2017 , 06:29 PM
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I wanted to submit David O' Doherty but his songs are usually better in the context of his whole show. I've seen him live 3 times and he gets better every time
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03-14-2017 , 06:32 PM
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In 2nd place with pi points on pi day is this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apyxxL3v_-U

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Gavin Osborne - Adam Woodyatt


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Great singer and this is really my sort of humour. It's witty, calm and understated just like its subject matter. It's clever and original and I also enjoy it musically. At points I thought I might have been listening to The Mountain Goats. It helps a lot that I'm aware of who Adam Woodyatt is. Good song and the first comedian that I might look into more after this thing is over. Thanks for that.
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03-14-2017 , 06:33 PM
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I wanted to submit David O' Doherty but his songs are usually better in the context of his whole show. I've seen him live 3 times and he gets better every time
my beefs 2010 is the only one I know by him and I like it a lot. If you'd have nominated that then you'd have been in the same boat as Chachi and if you nominated anything else then you might well have done better than you did.
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03-14-2017 , 06:35 PM
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hahaha Ian ****in Beal
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03-14-2017 , 06:38 PM
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my beefs 2010 is the only one I know by him and I like it a lot. If you'd have nominated that then you'd have been in the same boat as Chachi and if you nominated anything else then you might well have done better than you did.
I was trying to find a My Beefs from the past 4/5 years but couldn't find one online with up-to-date issues.

I can't recommend his full live shows more
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03-14-2017 , 06:39 PM
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In the #1 spot with 5.57... points is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409C3LFiGFM

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Flight of the Conchords - Humans are Dead


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I love this. I'm aware of Flight of the Conchords but have never seen the TV show and have only seen a couple of clips of them online. I've always thought the clips were great and I've no idea why I've not got into them more. This song is a bit of a slow starter. That's not saying it's bad at the start but it gets better and better as it goes on. The random gun noises, binary solo "come on sucker, lick my battery" are all great. It also helps that they're great musicians. They work really well together and all the jokes hit home. Great song, really funny, very deserving of top spot. Note to self: Marathon Flight of the Conchords.
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03-14-2017 , 06:43 PM
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Watch their HBO special from 2005. Epic!
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