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1. Before I go to bed, I set my alarm for...
2. After a rejuvenating 6-7 hours of sleep, I head to the kid's bathroom in an attempt to allow Mrs (actually Dr) Precept a chance to sleep more. I, first,...
3. After that, I head downstairs to the kitchen to make coffee. I always have Starbuck’s Blonde Roast. With it, I use Equal (because Sweet & Low sucks) and…
4. Then, I make the kids' lunches. The jelly flavor I use is...
5. 2 of my kids prefer when I cut off the crust of the sandwiches, since just do it for all 3. To cut off the crust, I use...
6. There's a lot of crust left over. So, I...
7. After making the lunches, I have 5 extra minutes before I hit the elliptical in the basement. So, I...
8. It's garbage day, so I put the garbage cans (& recycling bin)...
9. As I’m getting dressed, I rip a hole in one of my socks. So, I…
10. After I’m done with my morning ritual, I go out to my car (that isn’t equipped with Bluetooth). After I start my car, I, first,…
11. On my way to work (note: Like Xander, I teach math), I pick up another cup of coffee. Yesterday when I got to my classroom, I realized I left my coffee in the car. So, I…
12. I teach two classes of 9th graders. Several of them have attention issues. I warned the students that I was going to give the instructions one time for the review activity (that dealt with shooting rubber bands). I gave very specific instructions for the activity. Obviously, some students didn’t pay attention and asked what I would consider “dumb” questions. So, I…
13. School ends at 2pm, and we are contractually obligated to stay until 2:30. Before I go home for the day, I wait for students to arrive who might need extra help until…
14. When I decide to go home some days, there is a 0% chance that I will do work when I go home. So, I…
15. On Tuesdays, wifey (the vegetarian) works late, so the kids and I grill some kind of meat without her. So, I…
16. Time for the kids to shower, or take a bath (their choice). To determine the order, I…
17. The kids’ bedtime is 8:00. I supervise them brushing their teeth. Afterwards, I…
18. On Sunday night, I play ice hockey in an adult league. We often have games that start at 9:00, so I leave for the rink around 8pm. When my skates get dull, I sharpen my own skates…
19. We take turns bringing beer. After the game, knowing my alarm is going off early in the morning, I…
20. I am the Player Coach (like Reggie Dunlop) of the team. We ordered new jerseys for this season and another player wanted the number I wanted. He’s a good dude and had his 1st child on the way, so instead of my old high school and college number, 24, I chose…
Last edited by Precept24; 04-12-2017 at 04:01 PM.