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Benny and June 2017: Hero Value's quest for another bracelet (POG PUB/LC/NSFW) Benny and June 2017: Hero Value's quest for another bracelet (POG PUB/LC/NSFW)

06-13-2017 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by IBeDrummin
Big A$$ SHEEP
A whole SHEEP about people with large a$$es?
06-13-2017 , 09:59 PM
Oh yeah! OPULENT! Can't believe I forgot. I'll take my 24 hour ban now as penance.
06-13-2017 , 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by IBeDrummin
Oh yeah! OPULENT! Can't believe I forgot. I'll take my 24 hour ban now as penance.
No such luck. Time for a PAINT reveal.
06-13-2017 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by xander biscuits
hi spaceman
hi xander im in a bad place for actual good conversation right now and so im logging off just wanted to say hey.
06-13-2017 , 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce
im in a bad place
Hope things turn around for you, spaceman.
06-13-2017 , 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by eyebooger
Hope things turn around for you, spaceman.
pretty sure he just meant he's balls deep in some ass right now.
06-14-2017 , 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by xander biscuits
if you don't spot the degenerate on the bus then it's you...
alternatively, if it's nothing but degenerates you are probably one too
06-14-2017 , 12:21 PM
https://www.sporcle.com/games/suspen...fit-first-last

50/50, got the last one with only 17 seconds to go.
06-14-2017 , 01:24 PM
30
06-14-2017 , 01:35 PM
Meh. 27 only. Thought I could beat Kokiri.
06-14-2017 , 01:50 PM
44 :/

Took me a little while to figure out what was going on, but should have done better.
06-14-2017 , 02:17 PM
48
06-14-2017 , 07:09 PM
32 but it took me like 3 minutes to figure out how to enter the words
I'm not sure I've ever done a sporcle quiz lol
06-14-2017 , 07:21 PM
30 :/

Timers make my brain stop ticking
06-14-2017 , 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by rtspurs
30 :/

Timers make my brain stop ticking
I thought it was chickety china chinese chicken
06-14-2017 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu
I thought it was chickety china chinese chicken
I only had a drumstick
06-14-2017 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by iraisetoomuch
I'm not sure I've ever done a sporcle quiz lol
wat
06-15-2017 , 12:41 AM
If you stop following someone on Instagram,does that person know you've stopped following him or her?
06-15-2017 , 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by filthyvermin
If you stop following someone on Instagram,does that person know you've stopped following him or her?


I don't think they get a notification. But they can check their followers and see. Taylor Swift won't notice.
06-15-2017 , 02:26 AM
Lol thanks


Also holy **** etherium is crashing like ****!!! 420 to 295 in like a day
06-15-2017 , 09:14 AM
UK Pololitics, part three.

Ok, I've covered the gap since last summer, so I can proceed with the current week. Last Thursday was the culmination of the Maybot's bid to secure an enlarged majority to permit 'strong and stable' government, and prevent terrorist sympathiser Corbyn from launching a 'coalition of chaos'. A week before the vote a major polling company had forecast a hung parliament, and my how we lolled at those crazy pollsters.
  • The polls closed at 10pm and the BBC/ITV released their 'exit poll'. It predicted a hung parliament.
  • The entire UK went mental
  • In working class districts in sunderland and newcastle, the vote counters race to release the decision, it takes them about 90 minutes. In snooty Kensington and Chelsea, the count was suspended in the early hours of Friday morning, because the counters were too tired...
  • By 7am on Friday it was clear that the Tories would be short of a majority, and would have to find a coalition with the DUP a Northern Irish party
  • The DUP website crashed under the weight of mainlanders googling 'Who the hell are the DUP?' (They're a ultra conservative party of protestants who think creationism is fact, sodomy is ungodly, and abortion is murder; they have had loose uncoordinated ties to paramilitary groups)
  • The Maybot announces that she's forming a coalition with the DUP. The DUP say hang on, no deal has been struck.
  • The Maybot announces that she's forming a coalition with the DUP. The DUP say hang on, no deal has been struck. (Not a typo, it happened for a second time.)
  • The Queen's Speech (the official start of parliament) is postponed; people say it's because the goatskin on which the official proclamation is written isn't dry yet. This turns out to be bollocks, it's either because the Queen didn't want to cancel a day at the races, or because the government can't get its **** together to work out what is going to be in the speech.
  • The Maybot announces that the DUP will be supporting the Tories in a Confidence & Supply arrangement, rather than a formal coalition. The DUP says, hang on...
  • Trump visit to London is postponed
  • Rumours over the weekend that 'cabinet members' are pushing Fat Posh Trump to challenge the Maybot for the leadership. Strong suspicion that the 'cabinet members' comprise chiefly Fat Posh Trump Himself
  • Gnome faced stab-in-the-back merchant Michael Gove is brought back into the cabinet, as agriculture minister.
  • Libdem leader Tim Faron resigns because being leader was incompatible with his faith (trans: he wasn't allowed to be rude about gay people). No one notices.
  • Maybot variously being described as 'a dead woman walking', 'zombie PM', having an empathy chip installed, due to be rebooted
  • Cliffs: Zombie Maybot is struggling to strike a deal with terrorist sympathisers in order to establish a coalition of non-chaos; it's 1 Week until Brexit negotiations are due to begin, and Fat Posh Trump lurks, biding his time...
06-15-2017 , 11:05 AM
Why the fudge is there politics in this thread?

I've held my tongue as much as I'm going to...
06-15-2017 , 11:27 AM
I don't know why kokiri-san doesn't post those in the politics thread but I enjoy them muchly wherever they go.
06-15-2017 , 11:32 AM
Oops. Not politics
06-15-2017 , 02:45 PM
When I was cliff notesing the brexit debacle last year they were in the pub IIRC, and no one moaned, further some of the people who encouraged me the most to continue them aren't really politics thread participants so I wanted to put them somewhere they'd be most likely to catch them. I worked on the principle that what people really objected to was the vitriolic back and forth rather than political content per se, and since these aren't really about an exchange of views because I'm right, whatevers.

But if people are really keen on a safe space free of political content of any form, then I'm sorry.

      
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