I've got time on my hands, and not enough sheep games are running, and Booker is taking Monday nights off for the moment. Since I'm trying to vary my gaming, I present an Emu for your edutainment.

Emu is just like sheep, but you don't want to be too good at it. Scoring is the same (one point for each person who gives the same answer), except that if you guess the sheep for all the questions, your final score is reduced to 0 (that's zero), and you will be humiliated and degraded by the ostriches that pass you by. As is the current standard, there will be three questions.

All the questions refer to the Australian Football League's Premiership (Victorian Football League prior to 1990, I believe). All questions also refer to Premierships after 1930, at which time the early form of the modern "playoff" system was adopted.

PM me an unnumbered, single spaced list with the following:

1. The name of a club that has won a Premiership within the last 10 years.
2. The name of a club that has won at least 10 premierships since 1930.
3. The name of the club which you believe will win the next Grand Final.

For the name of the club, I need the name of the region/municipality and the team nckname.

e.g. if the answer is Chicago Bears, then Chicago is no good and da Bears is no good.

I am looking to reveal the evening of June 30.

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Two in so far. Even if you don't follow Australian football, the research is dead easy.

Only three questions, and you want to miss on one of them.

in

3 players in, 4 days to go. May do this reveal by PM.

in to zero

Two days and some hours to go. Four enties so far; don't leave yours until the last minute.

decent chance I podium this!

Five in, three with colourful names!

24 hours to go. I will reveal regardless of the number of entrants, but the more the merrier.

I guess Foster's is not everybody's mug of beer. That's okay; the only failure is not trying.

Nobody drinks Fosters in Australia, I'm not sure its even brewed there