So, I was watching 1980s cult film Weird Science on Saturday evening, because I was tired and that's what old married people do when they're tired on a Saturday night.
The star of Weird Science was, of course, the stunning Kelly LeBrock:
So I decided to see what she was up to these days (cliffs: not much), and did some bad Wikipedia surfing and ended up on one of her former husbands,
Victor Drai, who seemed like an interesting guy (and was born in an obscure country, which amused me deeply because I'm a dick like that).
Well done. I liked my chances after 16 questions or so.