^^I'll jump on your weird train. Let's play:
LOL @800,000hands/month. If I would've been playing non-stop for 1 year 2 tabling HUNL50ZOOM I'de have 3,504,000 hands (400h/hr) logged in. I'd pay over $500,000-$700,000 in rake, but still would've made money even at twice smaller winrate.
If I cut my previous winrate of 14.5bb/100, I'd still make around $350,000 at 3.6ptbb/100.
I have no idea how you estimated that I play 800,000 a month lol, but I've got my number straight from my stats for 500,000 hands: