I totally bought that.
I felt so bad for you and your wife and your child.
I was thinking "well, i don't agree with him on everything, but he seems good enough to make a profit. He probably could beat the $1-$2 NLH games or a bit bigger games at least but he had so much money he was playing SUPER high against, like SUPER ELITE players and excersized NO bankroll management".
I even told my wife about it before i read all the replies and she said "she would divorce my ass in a second if i did that."
Dude, i was about to ask if you needed a stake. If youd play small.