dont spoil it so quickly (everyone!) let some donks in for the ride..

you guys need learn the art

LOLOL that picture is a lvevl Cant read through the yellow brah

Dope levels

I really think you should get divorced. Maybe if your wife was supportive you could run better and win the internet

You don't divorce the mother of dragons.

how long b4 some politician quotes this troll of a post as truth and says thats why they should eliminate online poker....

wife 'sandwich artist' bumped up to $8.75/hour. I loled

Read: Villain doesn't use paragraphs.

haha, nice troll

Nice level with 3 hidden peaces of truth, but running bad for very long - i feel sorry for you, man it WILL turn around

Dump dat chick'o BTW

and, no, you are not good poster:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/58...-fish-1203430/

JK, bud


if this all doesn't make sense and I'm wrong in my "vision" - just disregard this failed joke in joke. Peace!

coulda made it a little more realistic. way to ruin the fun

OMG!!

I totally bought that.
I felt so bad for you and your wife and your child.

I was thinking "well, i don't agree with him on everything, but he seems good enough to make a profit. He probably could beat the $1-$2 NLH games or a bit bigger games at least but he had so much money he was playing SUPER high against, like SUPER ELITE players and excersized NO bankroll management".

I even told my wife about it before i read all the replies and she said "she would divorce my ass in a second if i did that."

Dude, i was about to ask if you needed a stake. If youd play small.
JERK!

My wife just left me and took my kid with her. ****ing b*tch! Dunno how you guys got this info to make this thread, but my life really is falling apart.

A stake would be good thanks Donovan. If you ship me $100k, I'll take tear up the 50/100 games, I have a huge edge in those. Or maybe the 200/400 games; 10 buy-ins is a bit conservative for my BRM style! If you don't do this for me, I'm not sure what I'll do...

No problem. I've got you covered. If you can talk that cashusclaude dude into playing you have a stake. But you're not allowed to look at your hand. I don't want to be part of just stealing money from someone. Not looking at your hand would leave you at just a small edge.

Oh, one thing before i give you the cash;
admit that its not automatic to call raise with 65s OOP HU then you've got a deal.

Haha, fair enough. I admit it's not a call...