wtf is this

Jsnipes, are you GMAN on DC? If so, i know you are one of the toughest players - did you read dynamics? Do you realise that his preflop defend is wide enough and he is FOS with his minreraise on the flop? So i don't even question my preflop and flop play. The really unorthodox stuff is in after that, where i mix up lines, including such weird line sometimes also. This times i've decided to min3bet, not flat, (fold is out of question) just because players of his calibers (not really awfull, not really awesome) at NL100,200 folded to these min3bets probably more then 2/3 times and they never see my hole range, with what I'm doing it, but when they see it - i have the goods in those rare 1/3 time they do see my other part of the range, like 77, my strategy shifts completely and they never get to exploit it later. He flats flop, so i realise i'm up against any Ace, jack, semi-draws/semi-floats/draws. So sometimes i mix in this weird bet in against that range of his if i believe that it becomes a game of chicken right now on the turn and if his range is strong, and if he's capable of shoving turn with most of that weaker part range and what would he do with his lone Ace, also because i believe he's not going take a stab with draws/ but just with half floats and Ace like always - against that range c-c aint that good looking for my overall strategy. He flats turn again, and now his range is really really narrowed to around mid-good jack+ and draws, with draws beeing more heavy weighted. River we have only $36/$156 left i decide he's proven 4 times now he's not gonna make desperate bluff with those odds and will check back and he will bet his goods including every Ace and even jack+, but if i shove he will convince him self alot of teh time to look me up heck even with KQ lol given those odds and my very weird unorthodox line.

It's interesting to watch so many suggestions, how this hand is butchered and how disgusting it is, how my play is huge losing play. What if i'd tell you i am beating these players up for a huge clip for over 5ptbb/100? You'd be suprised, but it's true.

You're very, very skilled at making gimmick accounts. You had me for a while. Last post is too obvious though. Still, A+ for the effort

To get what worse to call?

Obvs never getting better to fold given 5-1

hmm i'm getting nearly 6:1 pot odds to read this pile of stupid words

screw it, i fold

beginning to think thread is a level for sure, no way is OP so retarded

Me retarded? Why is that?

i truly believe that we could take that wall of text, slightly rewrite it or simply just change the hands, and justify literally every possible play in this game of poker.

ps: pretty sure jsnipes isnt gman

let's give it a try:


Hero ($137)
($114)

Dealt to Hero 2 9

raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, calls $6

FLOP ($18) 6 A J

Hero bets $11, raises to $22, Hero raises to $33, calls $11

TURN ($84) 6 A J 7

Hero bets $36, calls $36

RIVER ($156) 6 A J 7 2

[color=red]Hero c-f?

All that hand does ^^^ is make the point that our hand is nothing better than 9 high. We have 77 but it may as well be 72 in light of board texture and flop + turn play.

OMFG hilarious and better than the original imo..