u can open a new table if somebody is sitting at one of your tables... so he needs somebody to table block him
today somebody came to my table and asked me if i could join his tables, so he can open more than 4. this is so ridiculous.

btw:

FU 2010:

NL500/600

yea i know. i'm still gonna report him i think.

+ouch

On the plus side you seem to be fairly variance free.

Awesome.

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Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 452320
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $150.65
Hero (BTN/SB): $200.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with T Q
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $11, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($22.00) Q A 2 (2 players)
BB bets $13, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $13

Turn: ($48.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $25, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $25

River: ($98.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $65, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $65

Final Pot: $228.00
BB shows 4 7 (a pair of Twos)
Hero shows T Q (two pair, Queens and Twos)
Hero wins $227.50
(Rake: $0.50)

did everyone make a new years resolution to become even bigger bumhunters?

i spent an hour trying to get action at 1/2 and 2/4, sat with like half of the people playing and exactly 0 of them played for more than 15 hands.

Hey Syous, check your PM, sent you one awhile ago

Grats on your month

how hard is it to get action at 400nl+ ?
do you guys get continuous action or is it a lot of waiting around for fishes ?

what is true of the claim hu cash is dying ?

I'm stoopid fish on lifetilt, what a dumbass
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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BTN): $406.15 (406.2 bb)
BB: $845.80 (845.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J J
Hero raises to $10, BB raises to $30, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($60) J T T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $60, BB raises to $120, Hero calls $60

Turn: ($300) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $150, BB calls $150

River: ($600) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $545.80 and is all-in, Hero calls $106.15 and is all-in

Results:


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HAND #2
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Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BTN): $443.90 (443.9 bb)
BB: $957.60 (957.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A A
Hero raises to $10, BB raises to $30, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($60) J K Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($60) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $60, Hero calls $60

River: ($180) Q (2 players)
BB bets $201, Hero calls $201

Results:

the guy flats 80% OOP despite 10* opening, folds to 3* overbet cbets like 22% over 1K hands, same goes for turn then folds lots of rivers.

u play some deep stacked pots lol

I don't mind that part, but shouldn't play with hangover after partying like an animal, he tilted me getting that stack purely from my account and i've started clicking buttons brainlessly regardless of anything arghhh...

He went up 13 buy-ins on me, ended up 5 or 6 buy-ins down after 2,300 hands of non-stop(LITERALLY) 1table action.

But he actually ended up down $885 because of the rake.

Why the hell aren't you 4betting those hands that deep?

Here is the graph from his perspective:



Because I've never ever had a pocket pair higher then TT and was so stupid and stoned that did not want to lose action, LOL.

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $1015.00
BB: $1199.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 J A A
Hero raises to $30, BB calls $20

Flop: ($60.00) A K K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $50, BB calls $50

Turn: ($160.00) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $133, BB calls $133

River: ($426.00) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero says "so sick", Hero says "aces", Hero checks

Final Pot: $426.00
Hero shows 5 J A A (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
BB shows Q K J 7 (four of a kind, Kings)
BB wins $425.50
(Rake: $0.50)

WCG|Rider Just sat @ 15+ 5/10HU tables on stars.
Doesn't look like anyone is playing him, so he just sits and table blocks

what a stud

It's really hard/impossible to get action. HU is pretty much dead. Nobody plays anyone, no new fish are around. I would just play the 6max tables if I were you.

Mark

+1

lol u dont have to worry about me, im at 50nl hu, sucking at it and trying to learn, im not gonna steal your fish. im honestly just curious how hard it is for you regs. like how much time is spend in an average session waiting for action ? how many sites do you play, does it help that you branch out over multiple sites ? stuff like that.

Yeah and it's frustrating, waiting 2 hrs to have some small loser finally sit you and then leave after 15 hands up 50bb.

Villain is super-snap calling my opens...I think he thinks he is playing this http://www.mathsisfun.com/games/reaction-time.html

On a scale of 1-10 how unethical would you consider this? 1 being standard, 10 being grimming CTS and making a thread about it.

Absolute/UB Cereus Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($823)
BB ($558.97)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, A
Hero bets $507

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1

Did he call?

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its almost like that plo trick with the 50.25 but not even as 'bad'