This is quite possibly the best reason to HU4ROLLZ in the history of poker.

sometimes I wonder why I hang around here. This is not one of those times.

drop down to .5/1 :'(

I think we all have our own favourite le ti ga moments. Mine is seeing him playing some guy and going "WHO IS SWEATING YOU?", the guy doesn't reply, and he sits out and just keeps typing it in the chat "WHO IS SWEATING YOU!!!! WHO THE $%^^& IS SWEATING YOU??? WHO IS SWEATING YOU???". I laughed out loud.

Seriously, number 1 fan right here.

lol yea that guy was a joke. so obvious he was being told what to do by some XPERT.

does Tilted247365 ever not sit out against a fullstack ? It would explain his sicko winrate ?

Don't know about generally, but he noramlly sits out against me so fast his hand probably catches on fire.

I tried to tarp him by sitting with 90bb but after I raised my first 3 btns he quit me

Why FTP regulars are so bad? I sit at 2 tables 4 buy ins up both and they still come and play me - I don't get it if this is ego thing or they really think that they have edge on me

........must? be? nice?

table rating sucks, now I get no action from anyone I can beat.

what is your sn?

ISPEWCHIPS. you are a piece of ****. that is all.

ColtsForTheW: he chose to sit with me
ColtsForTheW: you respect that
ColtsForTheW: do not ask him for more tables with you
ISPEWCHIPS: ill play u higher if you want
ISPEWCHIPS: uhhh well i dont see the problem with that dude
ColtsForTheW: are you playing or not
ColtsForTheW: we can play higher
ColtsForTheW: 50/100
ISPEWCHIPS: k
ISPEWCHIPS: how bout 100.200
ColtsForTheW: two tables of 50/1
ISPEWCHIPS: nah
ColtsForTheW: 100/200 is very variance heavy
ISPEWCHIPS: 100.200
ColtsForTheW: ok
ColtsForTheW: 100/200
ISPEWCHIPS: k
ColtsForTheW: on table


at the 100/200 game


ISPEWCHIPS: oh nm my buddy just told me you were good or
somthing
ColtsForTheW: are you playing
ColtsForTheW: wtf
ColtsForTheW: is your problem
ColtsForTheW: you challenge me to 100/200
Stackin Off (Observer): ISPEW YOUR THE BIGGEST PUSSY
SHT TALKER
ColtsForTheW: refuse to play 50/100
ISPEWCHIPS: later sir take a chill pill

3/6 tomorrow if u want

Just so you guys know, if you try to sit with me and I don't sit in or respond to your chat, it's because I don't keep a keyboard near me while I play.

YOU MEAN ON THANKSGIVING!!??

imma be with family.

games were real good today so i expect the same to continue over the weekend...hopefully.

we can def play some 3/6 when games dry up tho.

First hand of match

Full Tilt Poker Game #9189828678: Table Tube (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:37:04 ET - 2008/11/27
Seat 1: Naismith ($791.50)
Seat 2: AgCoach05 ($200)
Naismith posts the small blind of $1
AgCoach05 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AgCoach05 [Ts Jc]
Naismith raises to $6
AgCoach05 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3d Kc]
AgCoach05 checks
Naismith bets $8
AgCoach05 calls $8
*** TURN *** [Jd 3d Kc] [5c]
AgCoach05 checks
Naismith bets $20
AgCoach05 raises to $57
Naismith raises to $777.50, and is all in
AgCoach05 calls $129, and is all in
Naismith shows [Ac Qc]
AgCoach05 shows [Ts Jc]
Uncalled bet of $591.50 returned to Naismith
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3d Kc 5c] [Tc]
Naismith shows a flush, Ace high
AgCoach05 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
Naismith wins the pot ($399.50) with a flush, Ace high
AgCoach05 adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $400 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jd 3d Kc 5c Tc]
Seat 1: Naismith (small blind) showed [Ac Qc] and won ($399.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: AgCoach05 (big blind) showed [Ts Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens

And of course

Naismith sits out
Naismith leaves table

LOL. Were you drunk here? I'm sure you're a good player and certainly am not interested in getting into any kind of flaming, but what on earth were you thinking on the turn? Also, why talk trash after the hand?

I didn't want to play but had forgotten to take auto-post off. I felt bad about leaving until you talked trash and then I didn't really care.

Anyhow, best of luck to you the rest of the night.

I've been steaming/playing so bad today. Free moneys for everybody

Did I just get super owned here by a major donk? Villain is BarneyCan for those who may know? He bought in for $20. He min bets and donk min bets whenever chkd to. He has never raised in the SB and calls 53% of hands in the BB. Appears your typical donk who bets 2 streets with air on the worst of boards etc. What just happened here!?!!?!?! I got value owned!?


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $55.40
BTN/SB: $21.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T A
BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN/SB calls $2

Flop: ($5.00) 4 Q 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN/SB calls $3

Turn: ($11.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($11.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $14.50, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $14.50

Actually I guess this should be in LC thread. Hmmm. I dunno.

[X] Requesting sympathy
[X] Hand played like an idiot

huh

Naismith, you insta sat out and left...before i said anything. I'm sure you felt terrible.

LOL and people saying I played it poorly...when I can snap off his shove with confidence I'm pretty satisfied with the way I played it.

Are you showing us how bad you play or how bad he plays?