*******HU CASH Regs thread******* - Page 22 - Micro Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit

donkey1965, you are a piece of ****. do not come to my tables, win a flip for 10k and then leave 5 hands later.

you piece of **** i am going to table block you for the next week.

you jackass.

suck a chode.

****ing idiot.

**** you hit and running **** polishing piece of ****.

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11-19-2008 , 03:54 AM

#527

bottomset

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zomg you are only up 90k now

lol

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11-19-2008 , 04:14 AM

#528

TNixon

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Originally Posted by MasterLJ

Yeah, I figured this was going to be the case, so I've been trying to scout out some of the weaker regs to play.

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In the last few months I've denied two people... TheBryce (his FTP name is semi-hidden... you could find it if you wanted), and harrydebeng.

Really? I played harrydebeng tonight at 2/4 long enough for him to drop about a grand, get disgusted with my calling-station-ness, and leave.

Seemed ultra-uber-aggro (so much so that I 4bet ATo with the intention of calling a shove in one hand, he shoved, and my hand held against Q9), to the point of being massively spewy. Which is why I was being a calling station.

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11-19-2008 , 12:48 PM

#529

Jennifer Garner

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Originally Posted by bottomset

zomg you are only up 90k now

lol

you iz a HU nub :-p

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11-19-2008 , 05:47 PM

#530

hobokes

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Originally Posted by MasterLJ

My video released today was actually recorded back in August. I think if you aren't willing to play and beat better players these days, you won't be able to survive. However, I think I'd probably deny kixelsyd though.

In the last few months I've denied two people... TheBryce (his FTP name is semi-hidden... you could find it if you wanted), and harrydebeng.

its not hidden, it's freedom25

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11-19-2008 , 05:48 PM

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hobokes

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Originally Posted by cftw

I'm so tilted. My FTP just crashed again costing me thousands...again. I'm getting all my ****ing money off if they don't fix this.

Decent month so far though.

colts -

are yous aying this is a "decent" month

what?!

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11-19-2008 , 05:51 PM

#532

hobokes

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Originally Posted by cftw

Okay, I just took a shot vs. the 25/50 reg gaucho2121. He is a better player than me imo, but I ran as hot as the sun against him and only wanted to take a shot to measure my thinking powers. Unfortunately for him, I ran hotter than the sun, which pushes me over 100k for the month.

Much respect, Mr. Gaucho.

cftw ----

you gotta post some hands of the gaucho match

was this a deep table, regular table

HH plzzzzz

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11-19-2008 , 06:48 PM

#533

Trankuility

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Originally Posted by NemoInDeniaL

I played this guy blitto009 at 2/4 and I was getting owned by his min raising strategy and then min donking strategy and I could never figure out wtf he was doing so I ended up 5bet shoving my J/3s 130bb deep run into K/K after his 5th 4bet in 120 hands or so however I was 3betting like 35% of time to his min raising because early on he was folding or playing fit or fold then however he adjusted and started playing back and then I getting owned, so after the 5bet with J/3s I ask for 10/20 or 5/10 ( After having a better idea of what his ranges were and comming with a differnt strategy which was 3betting very little but all garbage hands and calling the mine raise with my strong hands and c/r alot of flops) and he agrees to 5/10 anyway I played well ran well got in the positive vs him but 2 be honest After 300 hands vs him I could not figure out if he was really good or just really bad, anybody know?

That sounds very similar to the Negraneau strategy that Collin talks about over at Stox. I used it when I first got into HUSNG's. It consistently TILTED THE **** out of villains. Basically you minbet every hand, every street, regardless of your holding. The only time you deviate is when you're reraised. That's when you play normal poker.

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11-19-2008 , 07:11 PM

#534

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haven't visited this thread in a while, so a few comments.

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Originally Posted by urubu111

dude, everytime i think "omg. i am great, i am crushing heads up, i am so ****ing good!!!! hahahahahaha" you 'remember' me i am not that good.

you give me motivation to grind hard and improve my game. thanks.

glgl bro. i am sure you will be crushing nosebleds high stakes in future.

you two, get a room already!

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Originally Posted by NemoInDeniaL

i pretty much agree with what pasterbater said. this guy has no clue whats going on but he is v tough to play against also. tough to keep composure when constantly losing stacks in the most absurd situations

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11-19-2008 , 08:13 PM

#535

LiveNow

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propositionmike,
calling me "pathetic" for ta ble selecting is lol. if you want i'll four table you

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11-19-2008 , 08:29 PM

#536

cftw

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Originally Posted by hobokes

cftw ----

you gotta post some hands of the gaucho match

was this a deep table, regular table

HH plzzzzz

i should have made a video. I'm just reluctant to record my screen because it might doomswitch me.

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11-20-2008 , 03:27 AM

#537

buckbomb56

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bumhunters unite

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11-20-2008 , 04:13 AM

#538

TeeJayOrTJ

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Took the weekend off for some partying. Come back boomswitched up 40 buyins in 8k hands. Nice 25ptbb

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11-20-2008 , 04:35 AM

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TeeJayOrTJ

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Ok so I just got a 1.2 million hand database for 1/2 HU on stars. Here are biggest winners and biggest losers. Looks to only be July-Oct. Not that many hands but ohh well. Ohh and just something I found funny was the 2nd biggest winner is up 2400 against me in this database.

Last edited by TeeJayOrTJ; 11-20-2008 at 04:36 AM. Reason: Ohh and obv the only reason I bought it was because someone told me I was the biggest winner in it and he wouldn't play me

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11-20-2008 , 05:34 AM

#540

Centuari

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Wait, the biggest winner from july to october has only 10k? Is the sample really incomplete or something?

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11-20-2008 , 06:06 AM

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TeeJayOrTJ

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Yeah i mean its obviously really incomplete. Its only getting like like 15% of hands I imagine. For me since Sept 1st when I started playing it has 14k of my 88k hands. And all focused around the middle of september and middle of october for a week strech

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11-20-2008 , 06:10 AM

#542

NemoInDeniaL

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Originally Posted by Centuari

Wait, the biggest winner from july to october has only 10k? Is the sample really incomplete or something?

Its def incomplete and gets a small %

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11-20-2008 , 07:12 AM

#543

RichGambler

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Originally Posted by cftw

I'm so tilted. My FTP just crashed again costing me thousands...again. I'm getting all my ****ing money off if they don't fix this.

Decent month so far though.

I love how you masked your sn

Like its so difficult to figure out that you are

coltsforthew

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11-20-2008 , 01:51 PM

#544

valenzuela

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I wanna have a 100k life

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11-20-2008 , 01:54 PM

#545

Cruzerthebruzer

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Originally Posted by RichGambler

coltsforthew

Whoa, wait, what? How do you know?

Are you some kind of wizard?

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11-20-2008 , 02:14 PM

#546

Centuari

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Originally Posted by Cruzerthebruzer

Whoa, wait, what? How do you know?

Are you some kind of wizard?

Black magic. Basically.

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11-20-2008 , 07:56 PM

#547

surGeonFFS

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I'm a regular NL100 HU player at Stars under the name surGeonGG. I'm reaaaaaaally good so don't sit at my tables plzzzzzzzzzz...

Unless you suck.

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11-20-2008 , 08:56 PM

#548

Centuari

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Bettingbrigader in FTP needs to die in a fire. Seriously. Not even kidding.

We're playing at NL400, I fourbet your idiot self to 100, flop is 91010 and you shove another 300, which I snap off with AQ. Then, when the K comes to hit your rediculous KJ, you insta sit out and tell me I'm too tight. Really? Really? Seriously?

I have been called many things in my life, but too tight isn't one of them.

I would seriously HU4ROLLZ your dumb ass whenever you wanted.