Rip

Hey mate just in Bali atm will be back running the streets soon though. Don't stress, I've heard they are filthy without me but don't worry the floppyjanitor will tidy it all up soon enough. In the mean time babe should I get my butler to send you a couple postcards or something?

How's the 200k downy treatin ya?

Great to hear from you, Nicholas.

Chrissy,

It hurts man. I had to sell my car to stay in action.

did you sell it to premium whey ?

with the new rake changes can anybody tell me what their average rake per hand is at nl100/200 zoom hu ? cheers.

After rake changes 11.8bb 100 hands

Before rake changes 8.28bb 100 hands

'bout threefiddy bb.

3 fitty + variance

inb4 ponty cries

In After the King backs out of another hu match.

Apparently I wasn't respectful enough to him. This is after I disconnected from stars (4 tabling him) and he min bet all the tables, then refused to sit new tables so that I could get my time bank back. He said he couldn't understand the problem of insta min betting the tables while i was disconnected. So yeah, I may have a cry but at least I'm not ****ing brain dead.

After that he decided he would only 1 table (again with me having no time back). Wp champ.

lol, the King doh.

If this is true, this is pretty scummy on your part KINDGMER.

Thought your 2p2 character was just a gimmick, but it appears you are pretty much a ****

lolol would expect nothing less from the king!

Should clarify, I assumed it was all 4 tables. When i reconnected there was only the 1 table running and he had min bet. I will have to wait for the hh's from stars if i want to find out if it was, however i'm not really bothered finding out if it was 4, 3, 2 or 1 table. It's scummy regardless.

haha god damn im having a fun time. Ponty was having some disconnection problems so i started adding the min bet to my strategy. Think its good. Punish the peasant internet. Its not a HU sng ponty lad !! We were battling across 4 tables. This is not the first time you interrupted the match. 1st you had to take a call from the bank. Then 2nd u decide you want new tables because you have peasant internet and no timebank. In the kings book thats worthy of play banishing for 24 hours. See you another day pontylad !!

( I min bet once )

Ive asked you yo explain how it is scummy on several occasions. Maybe i am missing something and my mind can be shifted. Please help me to see the white light and we can all be at one with profit Muhammad peace be upon him.

You play ok pontylad keep up the good work. If you play well next session i will award 1 gold star!! then 2 then 3.. and so on

PokerStars Hand #125940853973: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6 USD) - 2014/11/29 0:57:35 WET [2014/11/28 19:57:35 ET]
Table 'Gorgo IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DANMERRRRRRR ($611.50 in chips)
Seat 2: pontylad ($794.83 in chips)
DANMERRRRRRR: posts small blind $3
pontylad: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DANMERRRRRRR [4h Js]
DANMERRRRRRR: raises $7.74 to $13.74
pontylad: calls $7.74
*** FLOP *** [9h 3c 2s]
pontylad: checks
DANMERRRRRRR: checks
*** TURN *** [9h 3c 2s] [Th]
pontylad: checks
DANMERRRRRRR: bets $6
pontylad: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [9h 3c 2s Th] [5h]
pontylad said, "that's pretty scummy bet"
pontylad: checks
DANMERRRRRRR: bets $22.31
pontylad: calls $22.31
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DANMERRRRRRR: shows [4h Js] (high card Jack)
pontylad: shows [Ac 5c] (a pair of Fives)
pontylad collected $83.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84.10 | Rake $1
Board [9h 3c 2s Th 5h]
Seat 1: DANMERRRRRRR (button) (small blind) showed [4h Js] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 2: pontylad (big blind) showed [Ac 5c] and won ($83.10) with a pair of Fives



just for you ponty

And also you didnt disconnect once you just had supper lag.

you min bet because you wanted to win the hand with as minimum risk as possible, lest he reconnect

you're scummy as hell

also the whole shtick you're running ITT reeks of try-hard and isn't half as funny as you think it is

i think his failed attempts at being funny are efforts to cloak his scummyness (also failing at that obviously).

which is it?

I mean ya, thats why he makes 4 consecutive posts trying to make humor to deflect on the situation. The bolded quote sums up what happened quite well but I guess they don't teach manners at 50nl

confirmed awful, scummy and chicken.

king clearly lacking irl status amongst friends irl or whatever (if he has any) and tries to make up for it by beeing cool and funny on 2+2, which is failing so hard for this poor little attention whore

lol will side bet u and battle. youre a weak reg haha pathetic .

You guys are all talk its hilarious. Ponty we battled and then you chose to leave the tables because of your time bank. You made that choice. And the rest of you guys are just plain awful suckers. Apoccd10I thinks hes the **** for some reason. Hasnt even made a single wave.