I highly recommend this for everyone playing poker. It's an anti-keylogger/screensharing software. It's 30days free trial so you can scan your computer and let it run in background.
http://www.zemana.com/

Lana, also my comp started freezing for couple secs for last month or so, but only when i am playing some1. I guess just another coincidence, probably i need new hardware.
I cooled off a bit now, and don't think that there is a group of those donks that got trojan on my comp and creating different accounts to join your tables, but it is somewhat suspicous with how it goes on the table lately. I guess it's just pure black out, bottom zero luck feels that way. But if those donks are not cheating and just super lucky, why da fk i find it not that hard to beat NL200 regs, when i join THEIR tables?

Aitvaras, i don't play as bad as you or your GF thinfold, no need for cheap insult.

Purediesel U R hacked 4 sure someone told me dat they know ur info and win your moneys. sux tho idk wat u can dew it seems impossible to stop mb new computer or someting. also i think fish today r smater then u thinks so mb just try and be more careful with insults you dont want to keep getting haxed imo.

Oh hai there douche! Reread previous post, i don't really think they cheat, just bad luck. Also fish is FISH, they still play bad enough.

'Heuristics' should be able to catch it, or at least report that the file is suspicious (even if it's false positive). Unless it's some genius of a hacker who invented something never seen before.

feesh is feesh bt st1ll lik u gots to no when they b takin all ur moneyz that sometin is up. how else wud someeone keep b losing to these feesh all time this? sry man but mrry xmas

http://vtunnel.com/

1 million hands micro break-even grinder speaks lol. Living with Jungleman did help such a mediocre player like you are to learn finally how to play, huh? That just proves Jungleman is the best, cos he could teach such a fish how to win.

ya l1ke wen jungle came to hng out n stuffz in 2010, i g0t way bttr. It hlpd me win like over 500 thousands in 2009, i would nvr have ben able to d3w that without all of his wisdom in da summer last year.

time travel itt

Probably never drinking again.

Merry Christmas.

I say that almost every afternoon after I wake up from a night of drinking. And Im still drunk about 3x a week at min.

Not gonna happen!

Do you have a good story for us though?

Why does today have to be my biggest losing day of the year?

He can beat weak regs, avoids good regs and cannot beat fish. That's very interesting. I've never seen a regular with a play-style with that type of track record.

not true at all.

anti-virus 'Heuristics' merely look for similar API's / strings / etc. that are used in common malware. A total script kiddie can figure out how to call these API's through other means, encrypt the detected strings and various other methods to make the executable completely undetected. It is much easier than you think.

Am I the only 1 that didnt understand the slightest bit of this?

No...

I'm a little programmer myself and I do understand what he's talking about. OTOH I'm not an expert in (anti)virus/exe encryption stuff, so maybe he's right or maybe real antivirus gurus are smarter than that. Probably has nothing to do with PD's cooler. We've all had our fair share of "wtf can they see my hand?" stretches and in the end it's just another ugly face of teh variance.

^^yeah, agree. It's just super annoying, but cant'do **** about variance, so whatever.

Hey PD is there Christmas in Russia?

My grandmother is retiring in June and moving back to Jamaica from the US. This is her last Christmas up here so family that I rarely see came up to Baltimore from Texas, Florida, Georgia, Connecticut.

Earlier in the week I start calling people saying it would be cool if we all got together and went bowling Friday night. A lot of people are down to go so we plan to meet at the bowling alley at ten. I start pregaming with my cousin and a few buddies at nine planning to leave for the bowling alley at nine fortyfive. By nine thirty I'm half a fifth and a few shots deep because there isn't a lot of time and I'm rushing. Memory ends there.

I woke up at my buddy's house and he told me that I spent the night being that loud obnoxious drunk guy. Was doing celebratory yells and whoos for no reason. I cussed out a cop that was wearing a "Police" shirt instead of a uniform because I didn't believe that he was real police. The cop asked me to stop yelling and celebrating and I said "No. I won't stop. I'm gonna fistpump. I'm gonna spin around. And I'm gonna slide on my knees." I called every woman I talked to woman instead of her name. Was talking about how I want low taxes. Basically I was a frat guy level dbag all night and he had to take me outside so I didn't get arrested and I passed out as soon as we got into the car. I've never acted like that no matter how drunk I was so I don't know wtf was going on. Body hurt all day yesterday and I slept for like fourteen hours.

Orthodox Christmas is 7th of jan, mate.

Gutsy effort

heh, you don't wanna hear what happens when by brother drinks.

Ok, just started a session and I'm sick of it like it's impossible to be more sick. WTF's going on, I'm like in fkng Vanilla Sky or something. This ****;s been happening for 2 years now, not to that extent, by like weekly, now it goes non-stop 24/7 for 3 months. Last 2 matches I'm fkng tired and playing like a complete tool, but the way it goes, OMFG, just check youself out if you want. i mean yeah i can make few differetn playes, i can do lil bit different, i can make hhuge hero-folds etc etc etc, but given ive been trough this for so long i'm just so screwed i cantthink straight up. 1 sec i'll upload hands somewhere so you could check it out. And what's more interesting, is that I NEVER EVER ran even close to so good as they always do, in my entire playing time.

disclaimer: if I was in my normal state of mind and A game, i could've save $20-$40, but then i would've been playing 80% OTB and barreling from flop alot and IRL lose way more. The luck is laughing at my face so hard that it gave me first royal flush on Stars and yet i can't win. also i could've folded river or soul c-f river or take other line whatever or not to 3bet or 3bet to normal amount etc, but that's not the whole point. Oh well, here's the file against the last donk:

ZepItUpExport Poker Stars12262011124657.txt - 106.1 KB

and my 1st villain today, as an example of my standard run:

TheBigJR07Export Poker Stars12262011125124.txt - 279.5 KB

I mean, God, i'm not playing close to my best obv atm, but still, not beaing able to beat this donks is so ******ed.