*****December LC Thread*****NSFW

[NemoInDeniaL]

ship imo

[ShortSharpShock]

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

Sometimes when I keep winning and winning I get a little scared to play. It's like I want to preserve this feeling of winning and winning and I know if I keep playing I am going to lose eventually.

Does anyone else get like this?

i get this feeling alot

[Radeh]

So I've been running like **** all week. Having KK cracked by 94o on the river, stuff like that. But my former flatmate wanted to learn poker, so I had a few Skype sessions with him and he's now playing the $6.5 and $11 games, and running like Jesus on steroids.

This is soooooo friggin' unfair. He knows everything about poker from me, basically plays the same basic game as me, but I've been kicked in the balls for the whole past week while he pwns everyone.

[scutch]

Originally Posted by Cruzerthebruzer

I was like 'Wow, thirds hot.' Then I saw manface.

Yep, 11 tranny.

[Panaphonic]

Originally Posted by Radeh

So I've been running like **** all week. Having KK cracked by 94o on the river, stuff like that. But my former flatmate wanted to learn poker, so I had a few Skype sessions with him and he's now playing the $6.5 and $11 games, and running like Jesus on steroids.

This is soooooo friggin' unfair. He knows everything about poker from me, basically plays the same basic game as me, but I've been kicked in the balls for the whole past week while he pwns everyone.

welcome to my world. There I go, and teach a fish The most basic in starting hand rules for one of our homegames, and he's been crushing it with no postflop skills whatsoever for the last 4-5 weeks. (before anyone says OMG HOW COULD YOU??? The plan was that he loses money more slowly and doesn't go broke on us)

And I'm running like a no legged tortoise, HU as well as live FR

poker is evil, if f*cks with your brain


oh, and the middle girl hands down. Godzilla with the silicon tits doesnt work at all, and the other one isn't all that, either

[Grow]

[Kalledrengen]

/hug Grow!

I saw you were the last poster in LC thread and had to see. I was not disapointed!

[thatpfunk]

This has to be the biggest pot I played at 1/2 ever


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $1485.55
Hero (BTN/SB): $1068.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with T A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $24, Hero calls $18

Flop: ($48.00) T 4 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $31, BB raises to $124, Hero calls $93

Turn: ($296.00) T (2 players)
BB bets $272, Hero calls $272

River: ($840.00) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $777, Hero calls $648 all in

Final Pot: $2136.00
BB shows A 9 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows T A (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero wins $2135.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Edit: TeeJayOrTJ here

[Panaphonic]

Originally Posted by thatpfunk

This has to be the biggest pot I played at 1/2 ever


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $1485.55
Hero (BTN/SB): $1068.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with T A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $24, Hero calls $18

Flop: ($48.00) T 4 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $31, BB raises to $124, Hero calls $93

Turn: ($296.00) T (2 players)
BB bets $272, Hero calls $272

River: ($840.00) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $777, Hero calls $648 all in

Final Pot: $2136.00
BB shows A 9 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows T A (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero wins $2135.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Edit: TeeJayOrTJ here

that is pretty sick :/

[rothko]

Originally Posted by Grow

socks/shoes combo is horrendous.

[Coolers]

She's wearing socks? I didn't even notice.

[Grow]

Originally Posted by rothko

socks/shoes combo is horrendous.

Yeah what a horrible fashion mishap. I'm done jerkin it to these models who don't put enough effort into their socks/shoes.

[Apollyon21]

Originally Posted by Coolers

She has legs? I didn't even notice.

Fixed

[rothko]

omg...and look at her hair accessory with that cardigan. clashing reds imo.

[Pasterbator]

There is noooo way that is her handwriting.