I've been sitting the lobby no one was playing him so he's probably a reg and he probably is god-awful bumhunter that hasn't realized I'm pretty much the king yet so he's giving me action for now.

Merge Network $1.00/$2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players

BTN/SB: $200.00
Hero (BB): $202.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 5 9
BTN/SB raises to $6.00, Hero raises to $20.00, BTN/SB calls $14

Flop: ($40.00) 5 5 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $20.00, Hero raises to $182 all in

I desperately need a **** and theres no toilet paper in the house, its also 1.30am so everywhere that provides it is shut, whats my play?

Q9+ 1010+ will call everything else folds. I don't like it. He should barrel plenty of turns

This is pretty advanced redline and I might use this play. You are repping 67 and 87 perfectly here and I think you can induce a lot of calls from every pair, A high, and K high.

I know you're leveling, but people actually do look you up with A high there a ton, and sometimes even KQ and KJ

thats because you only play fish

this line has given me aids. it could be worse though, i guess u could open fold the flop.

Its a interesting move if the guy is known for hero calling. But i don't know what information you have on him. A lot of people think a jam is terrible. But on this board it looks like bull. I think if hes a hero calling kind of a reg hes snapping you off with any pair or any over cards with some sort of draw maybe. But hes going to fold all his small pairs under a 9 a lot because he wont have much equity with the last 2 cards. Any q or k high hes folding. Id hope a j q k come on the turn and he has top pair then hes all in for sure. Id let him hang himself but if he hero calls a lot i do actually like a jam here. He will try to stick his chest oout an tell everyone what a great call he made with ace high. And if he has 2 overs with the ace high he might think he has outs if you are ahead. So I don't think its a bad play at all against that kind of a player.

This man said it best.

pretty trivial fold and show to help balance your hh posting.