::shrug:: so the banks have to perform "due diligence." Whippity do dah. It's still the same Pythonesque situation we're in now.
Cut to front door of a flat. Man walks up to the door and rings bell. He is dressed smartly.
Man Burglar!
(longish pause while he waits, he rings again) Burglar!
(woman appears at other side of door)
Woman Yes?
Man Burglar, madam.
Woman What do you want?
Man I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.
Woman Are you an encydopaedia salesman?
Man No madam, I'm a burglar, I burgle people.
Woman I think you're an encyclopaedia salesman.
Man Oh I'm not, open the door, let me in please.
Woman If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias.
Man I won't, madam. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.
Woman Promise. No encyclopaedias?
Man None at all.
Woman All right.
(she opens door) You'd better come in then.
Man enters it through door.
Man Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopaedias...
(he pockets valuable) You know, they can really do you wonders.
I expect these regulations to end up like many, many others from Washington.
Being enforced by top men.
Top... men.